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@clefiairy Yea it’s not amazing especially when I get stiffed on a 300 dollar ticket I literally pay 15 dollars to serve people 😭😭

@Az_Bankrupt omfg???? thats awful im sorry😭

when ur the only server on shift and 30 highschoolers walk in

Stop calling marijuana a drug. Drugs come from laboratories, not Mother Nature's sweet bountiful vagina.

@clefiairy We tip out 5% of our SALES. So if I sell 1000$ worth of food then my “tip out“ is 50 dollars

@Az_Bankrupt oh god no we tip out 50% of tips to the back staff but they didnt tip anything at all so there was nothing to tip out😭😭

@clefiairy Ok then it’s not THAT bad if tha happened to me I’d have to tip out 5% so I’d LOSE 35 dollars serving them

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SHE JUST SAID "I KNOW THATS RIGHT" OH THANK YOU BLACK WOMAN

So Cynical - Overwatch 2

im craving white dick with a pink tip

SHES SO FUNNY IM CRYING….

Fuck You

texted 4 people today and none of them replied

kamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and she’s out of touch that way.

Just watched my uber driver edit her waist in a picture while switching lanes

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

ADHD is so stupid bc why am i procrastinating watching a tv show that i wanna watch

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

coworkers asked me to go out with them after work but drives are starting tonight