Maestro Torb

*sigh* South Dakota about to hit the crazy national news for stupidity again. And Kristi Noem is hardly involved!!! keloland.com/news/local-new…

I just discovered I’m overqualified to be ambassador to Costa Rica. #feelingGoodAboutMyself

Oh! We have a king now? This should be interesting.

@maurajbg I just want my corkscrew back

My boyfriend bought 10 pounds of confiscated knives from the TSA and they are now the party favors for his birthday party

I’ve heard that Jan 20 is the “I’m sick of X” day and when we all drop our account. I’m now on Bluesky #torbinsoofoo find me there.

Should not be trusted to mix Christmas cookie frosting.

John somebody edged me out. John Lithgow? Malcovich? Candy?

Tomorrow is the announcement of People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so stay tuned right here for my acceptance speech.

*sigh* this is the kind of people we are.

@RomiesMyHomie_ Don’t forget Bart Starr

I almost never Laugh out Loud at things I see/read on my socials. So, no more LOL from me, I’m more likely to have “A Subtle Smirk” abbreviate it as you wish.

Was there really something wrong with the name @twitter? @x just feels like something you do when you don’t know how to sign your name.

Just found out it’s Hawaii’s 65th birthday (as a state) Which means … I’m older than Hawaii …. Which means … USA had 49 states when I was born. #SoDangOld

In a world that entices us to browse through the lives of others… [and] to be constantly visible (for visibility these days seems to somehow equate to success), do not be afraid to disappear, from it, from us, for a while, and see what comes to you in the silence.

The British actress, film-maker, and poet, Michaela Coel was the first black woman to win an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing. In her acceptance speech she said this:

In payment for all the 4th of July activities that got cancelled, we’re having SF Beer Choir tonight @WoodGrainBrew 7:00 on the patio. @paultenhaken you in?

Hey, we’re having Beer Choir tonight at Dave and Busters! Come check us out at 7:00.

Denver - where previously good quarterbacks go for hospice.

I’m a gamer now! Give me your fav XBox games and add me torbinrapid#8107

Oh my goodness! I was so kidding! It’s the weirdest thing ever.

That’s 1 like from Jordan Seidel, a musician I used to respect.

If I get 1000 likes I’ll live tweet the middle school show choir competition today.