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The only thing better than making good commies is making good Americans.
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Chicago Mike
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Chicago Mike
@BasdWhtCatholc
Foreign Catholic pilgrim in the Philippines. Airborne cargo delivery specialist. #HelicopterTwitter
Malate, Manila, Philippines 加入时间 Mayıs 2022
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@rodiolive @ywomendeservles It's simple.
My two friends are very successful American gentlemen.
Broke? How did you get that, Mik?
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@BasdWhtCatholc @ywomendeservles Damn Chicago Mike, looks like the Philipines cut you up and sold you off... how do you have a wife if you're so broke? or is her side of the family taking care of everything and you're just chilling there getting other virgins pregnant?
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@bcoulal @shion0_25mg I live near Chicago.
By law, I cannot own a combat rifle.
It's a liberal shit-hole.
I can, however, own a Glock and 10+ 9mm magazines.
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アメリカの皆様、沢山のアドバイスありがとう。
早速改善してみます！
ちなみに、銃を持たない日本では
食卓に何を置けばいいですか？
藤田シオン💙Shion Fujita@shion0_25mg
アメリカの皆様こんばんは ご飯を作ることが大好きな日本人です！ 先日、皆様に教えていただいた アメリカンスタイルの朝食を作ってみました✨️ こんな感じで合ってますか？ 味は最高でした😋 Xをきっかけに皆様と国際交流出来ることを 嬉しく思います 今度はサンドウィッチに挑戦してみますね！
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@izu_chei_hazu @HeepTrash @chirno_helmet Isn't that similar to a sai, for taking swords and striking?
How do your laws deal with pocket knives?
A man of culture, like you, should be physically as well as mentally armed against barbarians.
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もし僕が精神疾患を患う前で
歳もあと10歳若く、英語が話せたら妻と子を連れて渡米する
というのもありだったなぁと思ってしまうくらいの衝撃を受けてる
アメリカの皆さん、知らない世界や情報を教えてくれてありがとうございます🙇
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@bcoulal @shion0_25mg This photo is from a Texan. You can tell by the LaRue tactical lower and .45s. I'm from the desert and live in a liberal shit hole. So, leave the blade and add a Glock 9mm with a dozen magazines.
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@Smith_WessonInc At least 9.
Put them on your armor, so you can advance on the threat while streaming continuous fire.
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how many spare mags should you have for your handgun?
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@ronsterd89 No, I'm punching them in the gut. No bruises, no damage, enough pain.
No one saw anything.
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Your coworker spits in your face during an argument, you calling HR?
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@DPJHodges Racism?
Shut up. Stupid negro. I'm tired of you calling the desire to exclude black criminals "racism." If you had your way, we would have a nation of losers. Just like your community.
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This isn't old school 1970's style racism. It's old school 1930's style racism. I just can't get my head round how this is tolerated from a US President in 2026.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump on Somali-Americans in Minnesota: "They're low IQ. I can generalize. They're low IQ people. They're bad people." (Note that moments later he claims Indianapolis is in Minnesota)
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@rodiolive @ywomendeservles Yeah, I have two friends at a time. One can have a kidney, the other can have a portion of my liver. Three is too many. I'm out of spare parts.
My wife is bearing my children. Two "boys" are sufficient. The rest will come from her.
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@BasdWhtCatholc @ywomendeservles because spending cash makes for good stories to tell your boys
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@black72neko Our masculine fashion rules permit a lot more concealment of weapons. However, you can still use your femininity as camouflage, and be far more lethal.
My wife is a 152cm tall Asian lady. No one thinks she's carrying 10 rounds of 9mm and a .22 revolver.
Welcome to America!
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@SWAGLABCBD1 No, it's worse.
You go on public assistance (welfare), stop working, and become a pariah for all decent people. Do not smoke the devil's lettuce.
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アメリカの皆さん。
日本人は大麻でこうなると思ってます。
クサたろう@SWAGLABCBD1
日本のダメ絶対信者は皆んな大麻で こうなると思ってる。 ご期待に添えなくて誠に残念ですが、絶対になりません。
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@Megu_rikka Room 1 has better kill-zones for people in bed and people at the desk. Room 2 sets you up to be vulnerable to those entering.
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Greetings to all Japanese Nationalists.
Welcome to our culture, with love-
American Nationalists.
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@Alt_Azn @Catullus_Vincit Remember when mattress girl made a pornographic reenactment?
BWC strikes again.
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Chicago Mike 已转推
Found a frozen chicken in the big freezer.
And "spatchcock" is a fun word to say because it sounds like profanity, but is just culinary.
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@SamLowry27B_6 @aaron_clarey @RichardArion1 My wife is in late stage pregnancy, so she has to suck me off instead of raping me awake.
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@aaron_clarey @RichardArion1 This joke got made on Carson like, at least twice a week, which is roughly two times a week more than most married guys get laid.
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