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@RandyEBarnett (or floral prints)

The same people worship New York Times v Sullivan with no sense of irony (or humor).

@brettshavers I’ve been told we are not allowed to question science.

Science: Infect mosquitoes with a live vector, then let bats get infected by being bitten. Also science: Whups. We created an epidemic. science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…

@ZackKorman Security through obscurity is having a renaissance. Please don't talk about it.

I can’t believe someone told me to send patches not tweets about THE LARGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD. Nvidia chose to use security as a marketing gimmick while not putting in the work. The issue I found was trivial. I’m not rewarding that by fixing it for them.

@kaitlancollins No human being has ever done more to destroy the faith of average Americans in the rule of law than Robert Mueller.

@asymmetricinfo Godspeed warehouse warrior would have been so much funnier but I cannot find and edit button. Thanks a lot Elon!

@asymmetricinfo I simply raise my pinky and shout "Pardon me, I am an Executive Member". The lines part and I snarf down a glizzy while the plebs cause traffic in competition for free snacks. Godspeed.

Apparently TSA is now running the Costco checkout

@CyberRacheal If I got this interview question I would look quizzical and explain signatures, hashes, and obfuscation; but c'mon man this is not McAfee in the 90's.

Interviewer: How does an antivirus software detect viruses and doesn’t detect all viruses? Why does it detect some virus and not every virus?

@HackingLZ @vxunderground Now all the whores are at RSA selling buzzwords.

@vxunderground I had never seen so many people walk out of a talk or have wtf was that convos after one before

Meanwhile in San Francisco:

Landlines, pay phones, pagers, cell phones; they were all just ways for us to coordinate for shenanigans. Shenanigans were a private affair that you certainly did not want recorded. Now everything is recorded and encouraged to be recorded. I am seeing a tech revolt in my jr high/highschool age kids and I am for it.

The only phones available when I was growing up were pay phones and landlines. We focused on riding bikes, skateboarding, playing outside, and having fun. People really need to get back to that.

@gabsmashh Pretty sure we can photoshop our way into an endless supply of opium, nice find.

today's antique shopping spoils: an Ohio pharmacist license from 1911 and a prescription a Cincinnati doctor wrote for opium in 1902

@PezeshkiCharles @MichaelKGarrett The President would be a lot more successful if he could avoid stepping on his own dick. Fuck Mueller, but the President does not need to say it publicly on social media.

@MichaelKGarrett He committed treason. Against the President. You seem to have missed that part.

The President of the United States learned that Robert Mueller had died. And he picked up his phone and typed: “Good. I’m glad he’s dead.” I need you to stop. Put down whatever you’re doing and feel the full weight of those words. Good. I’m glad he’s dead. Said by the man who holds the most powerful office in the history of human civilization. The office of Washington. Of Lincoln. Of Roosevelt standing in the rubble of Pearl Harbor promising a nation trembling in the dark that we would rise. That office. Those words. Now let me tell you who Robert Mueller was. He did not have to go to Vietnam. He had every reason not to. A Princeton degree. A blown-out knee. A future waiting for him in the comfort of civilian life. He waited a full year for that knee to heal, just so he could serve. Let that sink in. He walked into hell when other men were running from it. He came home with a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart soaked in the blood of his sacrifice. He spent the next four decades standing in the breach, as a prosecutor, as FBI Director, as the man who held this nation together in the smoldering ash of September 12th, 2001, when we were all afraid and we needed someone steady, someone serious, someone who loved this country more than he loved himself. He was all of those things. He was a Republican. He was, by every honest measure, an American hero. And the President danced on his grave.

At a previous employer our team had an AWS environment and would need to copy/paste a key from time to time. DLP would say "HELL NO, that is a key, you cannot paste that into your browser!". So we copy have the key, paste it, copy the other half, paste it; then back to work. If alerts were triggered, nobody told me about it.

DLP is a waste of money

Just one more layer of the onion. Help people not accidentally send sensitive data somewhere insecure. Alert if someone is really trying to get your sensitive data somewhere they are not supposed to. I doubt it would be able to discover sensitive data AND prevent a skilled insider from exfiltrating it. Get back to me in a year, lol.

@SwiftOnSecurity Thats why we have so many stickers

@NathanMcNulty AND, don’t allow byod devices anywhere near sensitive data.

I know everyone is focusing on DLP, but hear me out... Maybe try hiring trustworthy adults and treating them as such Sure, DLP is great to prevent accidents and even works well for some types of attacks But you can't hire North Korean IT workers and think your data is safe 🤷‍♂️

@CyberRacheal Purview drm and prayer 🙏

Interviewer: How do some companies prevent employees from taking screenshots, coping or transferring files to other people unless within the same company?

@triggerpod @KonstantinKisin @tedcruz @mehdirhasan Saving the world, one podcast at a time.

In the modern media space, people only talk and listen to people they agree with. No show in the world would interview both @tedcruz and @mehdirhasan on the same day, in long form, and challenge them respectfully while also letting them set their case out. That's what TRIGGERnometry is for. Both episodes coming soon.

@HackingDave HA for AI. Instead of heart beats we keep asking questions. When one model fails we know we need to fail over. This is getting weird.

Something deeply messed up with Claude's model right now. It went from a hero to a zero almost overnight. I hope they fix it, as of right now - I've moved over to codex, it's completely unusual. Beware.

@EricLDaugh @DataRepublican Can we please stop with the alarms 🚨 grow up, be better.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Sen. Mike Lee has MIC DROP MOMENT on the Senate floor "That voting is a constitutionally protected right in NO way, shape, or form means that we have to make it easy to vote and SCREW THE REST! Let's let them cheat? That's NOT a rational conclusion..." "...UNLESS of course your objective is to facilitate non-citizen fraudulent voting in our elections to the disenfranchisement of actual American citizens who are there to vote!" "This is NOT a victimless crime, and SHAME on my colleagues for suggesting otherwise." 🫳🏻🎤