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@Kaitlawn It's the shit the algorithm peddles to these young boys... One of the opera chorus guys said he couldn't believe the stuff that shows up on his son's feed!

Me trying to talk about politics with grade 7 boys. This is all I hear “Carbon tax Carney” “I’m gonna vote for Ryan Reynolds” “Do we HAVE to vote? I don’t care” “Trudeau was as bad as Hitler” (this one baffles me) “I’m just gonna fill out all the names” SOS SOS SOS

@Kaitlawn For real though. 😬

This has to be an episode of black mirror

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@Kaitlawn They make it SO easy now! 😂

The fact that Amazon will pick up returns from your door is what enables me

@ElonMNews A. Yes

Excuse me @TorontoMarlies @CocaColaClsm where do I pick up the extra ~2 inches of my footlong hotdog? Asking for a friend. Thanks in advance. #MarliesLive #Hotdog #LongLive @theahl #ahl #hockey #food #footlongdog

Sad news of the death of Marlena Malas, the American mezzo turned beloved teacher of many singers, aged 87.

Matthew Perry’s passing is shocking and saddening. I’ll never forget the schoolyard games we used to play, and I know people around the world are never going to forget the joy he brought them. Thanks for all the laughs, Matthew. You were loved – and you will be missed.

Smooth peanut butter is superior to crunchy. I’m sure I’ve said this before, and it’s hardly worthy of debate anyway, but I felt compelled to reiterate as much having just enjoyed some on left-wing toast. Message ends.

@Kaitlawn No but a "thanks mum" definitely slipped out once. I don't even remember what teacher lol, mortifying.

Has anyone ever accidentally called their male teacher “dad”?

Beautiful Farm Mornings! #classof2022 #someofmygirls #🇨🇦bred ⁦@WoodbineTB⁩ ⁦@ONTRacing⁩ ⁦@CTHSOntario⁩

Well, today's the day... Tonsils coming out. Expecting to be a heldentenor when this is over 🤣 (not likely)

@Kaitlawn Omg, so you didn't lose them all in the move!? 🙌🏻

Journaling is cool and fun but it’s also taking up SO MUCH shelf space!!

@josee_laderoute Haha, I saw a Tik Tok from Hank Green's brother who also had a French guy using his account. He apparently had good recommendations lol, better see how these ones do 😂

Someone has been using my Netflix account to watch “Go, Dog, Go” lately so I investigated and my account is being used in France ….. lol do I log them out or let them enjoy

After scrambling all day to find last-minute tickets, it was such a pleasure to finally hear Voces8 live in Toronto. A capella choral music couldn't get much better than this incredible group. Bravi tutti! instagram.com/p/CjmRi9JsIzk/…

Making it expensive to become a nurse is like trying to heal a broken thumb by hitting it with a hammer.

I made a 22 minute video about all of this (youtube.com/watch?v=qw5zzr…), but I understand that most of you aren't going to click away from Twitter...so here are some of the graphics I made:

Today is officially the day that Joe Biden signs the Inflation Reduction Act and I would like to make the case that it is a bigger deal than anything else that happened today, or this month, and possibly this year.

I’m so mad that Trump is going to be the biggest news tomorrow and not the signing of a bill that has made me feel hopeful about taking on climate change for the first time in my life.

Wordle 402 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Might be time to retire after today 😂