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@BetterToEat
Everybody called her Little Red Riding Hood.
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@AteYourOatmeal That's the legendary sweet salt right?
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All the sugar she consumes goes straight into the same dimension "consequences" and all those other dubiously-real things go, by the way.
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@LxliNephilim Euuuuuuuuuu....... f-fine just because Selene is actually super nice and not a bully! And as an apology for always chewing on her horns...
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Don't think you can convince her into wearing a collar just by making it pretty and claiming it's a present!
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@AteYourOatmeal She will make annoying whining noises until you release her...
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@BetterToEat And if she does it without thinking?
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@AteYourOatmeal Not only is she a thief but she's a kidnapper... what an awful child!
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There's a sketchy group up to no good in the woods...
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@BetterToEat And she wants YOU ๐ซต for it
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She will guide you through the woods if you offer her trinkets and promise (lie) that they're rare and valuable.
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|๏ฃฟ| There is a stealth reply on this. I am supposed to be the sneaky one. Show yourself, fiend!
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|๏ฃฟ| I forgot I never finished my Kink list, but honestly it's kind of hard to phrase "Almost everything" in a way that doesn't sound weird...
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@AteYourOatmeal Hmmmm... mhm! She can have more!
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@BetterToEat She is, yes she is..! More jerky?
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@AteYourOatmeal Uh, her, duh! Her grandmother told her all the time!
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@BetterToEat Aww, who's a smart girl?
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@AteYourOatmeal Oh.
She understood about half of those phrases!
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@BetterToEat It means she called dibs while calling dibs so she can get first crack while getting first crack, duh. Early bird gets the wolf!
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@PopRockCock Oops... but if there's no survivors then there's no crime!
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@BetterToEat It's not the second time, silly, it's the dibth time. That's why the number's tiny.
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@VltNdMd Sniff... sniff...
Sneak... sneak... Creep...
Grab!
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@BetterToEat Now who might be out- Oh.
Sigh...
Leaving a plate of lamb roast by the window and very pointedly turning away.
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