Brian Markey

@BadManBetting 😩

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@WestHamPlace She’s put on weight.

This Taylor Swift mural has just been unveiled in Liverpool Guess whose mural they’ve covered over to do it? Yep, Jurgen Klopp’s. You’ll never walk alone eh? What a fickle bunch man

@ianmiles You are all asking the wrong question…. “Why would you get this tattoo….etc…. “ ?? Me… if I was an artist…. I would refuse to tattoo this on someone. Fuck the cash…..! I’d have too much respect for my work become that guy that will tattoo any shit on you. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

This tattoo is regrettable.

@crazyclipsonly She’s brought her up well to become the self entitled,attention seeking, selfish adult most females become.

She started rethinking her entire life

@AnniekznCarter @BainzyC People who get offended on other people’s behalf ….really offends me.

@BainzyC I imagine this would be very offensive to a Muslim, and intended to be so. I'm not a Muslim but find its intention very offensive.

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates... He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.  Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.  "Are you Mohammed?" he asks.  "No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.  Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"  "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."  Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"  "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."  Mohammed is higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.  Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:  "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. "No, my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"  "Yes, please!" said the man. God looks behind him, claps his hands, and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"

@HowThingsWork_ Lead for pencils 😝😝

Quiz time: Can you guess what is being made here? 🤔

@OWS1892 @MartinDaubney Another moron with a hidden agenda. No word of how many people lost their lives. Families torn apart. Loved ones lost forever. FKN CREEP.!!

"Britain was at its happiest, many say, when we were at war." Who? Who the fuck says that? No one that lived it, that's for sure. @MartinDaubney twitter.com/BestForBritain…

@implausibleblog Of course it will be used. They’ll ‘find’ a use for it…. I don’t know…just guessing…. Convert into accommodation for ‘illegal’ immigrants. Maybe…🤷🏽‍♂️ who knows!!

Sky News report, "A £24 million border post that was built in the wake of Brexit may be demolished after repeated changes to customs rules" Far from being world-beating, Brexit Britain is a red tape bureaucratic nightmare, shutting itself off from the world's biggest market on our doorstep. And despite growing public interest to Rejoin the EU, neither Conservatives nor Labour are interested in the will of the people which got us in this mess in the first place.

@3_Korner1_Pen6 @Bannedvids Fresh meat. 🥩

@Bannedvids ◼️◼️

@implausibleblog They’re all full of shit.

Derbyshire shred's Liz Truss's former advisor Hugh Bennett Victoria Derbyshire, "Why should any voter listen to Liz Truss.. She frightened the markets.. £ fell against $, sent mortgage rates soaring, and forced the Bank of England to intervene to save our pensions" *Hugh Bennett waffles* VD, "Would people listen to Liz Truss because of the disastrous 49 day premiership" HB, "I mean.. I think.. The prob.. The thing with what.. Judging what Liz was saying.. I think.. People should be judging her on what she said today" VD, "Not on her actual record in office?" HB, "Look.. I think.. Look.. She.. She can.." VD, "I thought you wanted bring the link back to accountability?" HB, "I'm sure.. I think.. I think.. I'm sure she'd be the first to admit her term in office didn't go the way she intended" VD, "I'm sorry to come back to the point.. Liz Truss as Prime Minister announced £ billions in tax cuts and look where that left everybody" HB, "Yeah.. No.. And I think.. When you.. When you change leaders so quickly in a party, you're going to get a lot of people coming in enacting policies that maybe they haven't had time long enough to prepare long enough" VD, "She went through the whole leadership contest saying she was going to cut taxes" HB, "Of course, but when you're in the middle of a leadership contest, you're busy with all sorts of media engagements, doing all sorts of political engagements"

@GillianKearney3 Does it stop after a minute and a half. 🤔😂

Looks like #StormBabet is getting closer!

@eurosport @FISU Still faster than me 🤷🏽‍♂️

An untrained runner from Somalia has reportedly set a new record for the slowest 100m sprint after competing at the @FISU World University Games 👀 Nasra Abukar Ali posted a time of 21.81 seconds, finishing a full 10 seconds behind the winner⏱

@TheBarmyArmy Looks like a has bin 😝

Fun on the concourse at Old Trafford😂😂😂😂 #Ashes

@simonharris_mbd @GaryLineker Which one….asking for a friend..😁

Do they like to eat turds? Great Shite!

@SkyNews @SiobhanRobbins Do people think this is true or maybe their lion. 🤪🤔

'The lion is still on the loose and the searches are still continuing' Sky's @SiobhanRobbins has the latest on the police search for a wild animal - believed to be a lioness - on the loose on the outskirts of Berlin Full story: trib.al/SWvuTFx 📺 Sky 501

@CWUnews Ass wipes

At the same time they want to sack 10,000 of our members, Royal Mail Group are telling us they are going to bring in new entrants on 20% less terms and conditions. This is P&O on steroids. #StandByYourPost

@OldschoolJohn @ManUtdMEN Mite like Fergal Sharkey...!!!

@ManUtdMEN What about the Harry maguire lookalike top right

Is that……. a United shirt?? #Euro2020Final

Forget #ARSTOT. The biggest wins were made at day 2 of #rethinkandgrowrich when I was expecting to rethink #socialmedia and ended up rethinking ALL my beliefs about #money & #wealthcreation. @PaulOMahony broke it all down in very simple, easy to understand terms. I'm gobsmacked.

WoW.!! What a terrific 1st day at ##rethinkandgrowrich . Tons of info to start building an on line business with #paulomahony. 🤓🤓 Bring it on. Let’s do this people.