CORNdiff

Wondering if @weirdmedicine can tell me what this thing circled in yellow is that looks like an onion bulb? 🌽🤔🫡

@StevieLewIsBack Flotsey! Fawk yeaa! 🌽🤘🫡

Saw Flutesy on the subway today !

@MaggedYourSelf I bet you’re that chipper twat that brings in baked goods and forces people to be social

Im being so fuckin friendly, polite and small talky little office cunt its beyond cute 🥰

@jodylee5 @NotChewsdayIsIt @janefkndoe

@NotChewsdayIsIt @janefkndoe Would pay to see that show.

Dear Instagram, I don’t want to hear Jennifer Love Hewitt singing. Yes, she’s a bad bitch. But there is a reason her singing career never panned out ok.

@AnthonyCumia @levy_sir Gotta be the only time you’ve let a black mouth drink out of your glass

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!

@scarletthampt0n @TheLnn I like turtles

Can a generous donor’s super tip of $1,000 pay your debt to the IRS Mersh? Own a license to snitch and you will be put out to pay up. The IRS will find out first if you got your gf that Nintendo switch.

British-American actress MARINA SIRTIS. Born in London in 1955. Deanna Troi in science-fiction television series Star Trek: The Next Generation 1987-1994, 176 episodes. Mal Reese in Debt Collectors 2020. She's now 70 years old.

@FredBrooklynOG You are a fighter, Sir! 🫡

Full blown sepsis last night, I needed to be resuscitated twice last night, and my cat died early this morning.

@MaggedYourSelf A Minnesota 7 🫡

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@EarlSkakel @KISH_KISH_KISH_ @WhiteGuysComedy @ashleyvcummings Two favorites! 🌽🍻🍻🫡

Paging @WhiteGuysComedy @ashleyvcummings❤️❤️

Would, you know who you are.

So funny that there was an entire videogame based around the concept of “what if uncle fester had a gun”

Finally 🥴

Remember folks, if you’re ever just sitting around bored, don’t forget you can always pass the time by grabbing a good pinch of armpit hair and ripping the whole patch out. Really clears the mind. Stay safe out there. Happy Saturday. 🌽👋🫡

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@FredBrooklynOG Never thought about what black brick would look like. Wouldn’t mind seeing a black brick house. Ignore me please, I’m not awake yet.

As I've been sick, the men have been working

EMERGENCY BROADCAST! ETHAN RALPH IS IN JAIL! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

HAPPY THURSDAY

5’10” MY ASS!