Purple

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@WormGatherer // my oomf forever based…

Possibly a little too serious for among us but its ok.//

@WormGatherer Well. They’re not supposed to, not Heracles, at least… But, I’m sure they can understand me! That counts for something.

@CSOPurple ...So you know about Heracles? I didn't know Petmates were supposed to talk.

Haha well, this is news to me!

@WormGatherer …This is true. I mean, I’d find it hard for anyone to really resist Blue…

@CSOPurple Maybe MIRA HQ’ll swoon for blue too, and we can all swoon for them. They’re the most attractive crewmate on the ship!

Oh my god it’s so over. If I swoon over Blue will they kill me.

@WormGatherer Ugh… sure, sure, whatever you say Green…

@CSOPurple I think Red’s doing a pretty good job!

Watching me….for what? I’ve been doing my job, I promise!

@WormGatherer I— what? Of course I do! I’m one of the only people here who’s actually trying to keep everything together! Unlike our *captain*.

@CSOPurple ….I don’t know, do *you* know what *you’re* doing?

@WormGatherer Well I— Because they- They just— I have a hunch, okay?! Maybe if they knew what they were doing I wouldn’t be so suspicious…

@CSOPurple Second most?? Under Captain Red?? Why don’t you trust them, Purps?

@WormGatherer Because I have my eye on you the… second most. Red more but still you. Watch it.

@CSOPurple Then why are you telling me in particular haha..

@CEOofPaidIntern …Right. Noted.

@CSOPurple I’m not familiar with that concept

Can we get escargot with caviar?

@Redscaptainbook Hold on aren’t you a handbook.

@CSOPurple Even I swoon over blue sometimes 😔

@futurec4ptain …Oh. Right. — Well! That just makes my point stronger.

@CSOPurple @restive_record im not paid at all!

@CEOofPaidIntern Um. You know, like, paid less than you should…

@CSOPurple What does “underpaid” mean?

@Failed_Upwards You are so unprofessional…

This was part of a PRIVATE WORK DISCUSSION.

@DoctorBlu3 Swoon — Ahem, as fine as I can, Blue. Good to see you. … Very good.

“ How are you doing ? ” // #parodytwitter #amongusshow

@Failed_Upwards @MIRA_Compliance Dude.

As a captain, I hate to point fingers. … but it was definitely purple

@nova_spacezz // Yes.

go my among us show ship chart #amongus #amongusshow

@Failed_Upwards Absolutely Not.

… So, I haven’t seen Blue around. Does this make me the new smart/hot one?