Commander Pasta

when it hits you different at 4am and you feel like you're depressed again, but then you remember that everyone on twitch says so as well so everything is probably normal and you're good

@HARRY_1G @Baddra_ @MoistSalt_ @nis5e @Consteras @CeducePog harry lookin like he‘s doing a bit every time i see him in a pic

some say that twitch peaked here

imagine knowing 600 emote names for your favorite streamer by heart, at this point you'd be learning a new language

streaming elden right tonight, in roughly 3h. see you there (current meta emote here)

daily dank: a shop for electric standing desks had a deal where the first 20 orders from midnight would ship out for free, and i was trying to take part.. as i got ready to order on paypal (why there, brain????) i accidentally pressed the order button early and am now out 600€

missed the apparently most eventful twitchcon so far but that was to be expected, at least my exams are over. i'm glad to see everyone had fun and i'll be happy to see more of the pictures posted so far

@fourtf_xd hahahaha, you're hilarious man. you probably even washed the same mask twice. pathetic.

I've only washed two masks in the laundry on accident since the start of the pandemic, feeling pretty proud about myself.

@Emteresting do you listen to alice in chains?

TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too. We see how large this issue has become and are working to improve things.

average commander pasta viewer

hey guys, i only have one exam on monday after twitchcon… not trying to say anything.. but 👀

@easytherekappa2 that sounds like a fun kids birthday party

spent a little looking through old twitch clips of my stream. then i see my room in them and remember how scuffed everything was and how depressed i probably was half the time i was offline. 1/2

@DisguisedToast not really, but thanks for asking

any streamers interested in the next pvp rust server? looking to make a big one so dont be shy and drop a reply

@HoLeeKebab der turnaround ich komm nicht klar lol erstmal 10 jahre in der zeit zurückversetzt

Moin alle zusammen! Vielen Dank für die netten DMs :D Freue mich sehr jetzt für die Stream Highlights zuständig zu sein bei PietSmiet 😇😊😇😊 Habe richtig Bock drauf =)

why this gotta have the same color as the "redeem points" button in twitch chat, i've clicked it five teams by accident already lol

@macaiyla @ChefButtFat L editor W chin

@CdrPasta @ChefButtFat That’s against Amazon Affiliate TOS if he isn’t disclaiming it. They take that shit seriously so I recommend people report him if he hasn’t disclaimed his link.

warning: the web extension "Video Ad-Block, for Twitch" had an update where the dev apparently auto-inserts his affiliate link, when you purchase something on amazon. obviously, go ahead and uninstall the extension

i had a moment in the train where i was listening to music and feeling kinda mellow and suddenly had a hard mood swing; do you know that feeling when you wanna be a tad more main character-y again? RHCP doesn’t blow me away but is still my anti-depressant after all these years

@Emteresting wait you actually sound insane (the good way)