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Chef Brandon

@ChefBrandon_

Amateur Chef, Stand Up Comedian, Nephew, Person. On a quest to cook for the most feral freaks in existence #nephewnetwork

The Kitchen 加入时间 Nisan 2021
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Chef Brandon
Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
This is me.
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Icy_Ann❄️| 🖤
Icy_Ann❄️| 🖤@IcyAnnOfficial·
the autistic urge to be like "YOU'RE REALLY COOL WE'RE FRIENDS NOW OK" but I have to remember that sometimes people need time to get to know someone before jumping on the friend train 🤣
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BilbongBaggies🪤
BilbongBaggies🪤@Bilbongbaggies1·
Just letting you know i am active here today. I am scrolling, i am liking and potentially even reposting things that i like. I have a nice time doing this. So just letting you know I'm on here
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maya
maya@mayapo1ogies·
imagine following me for minecraft streams and then boom! baseball doom posting.
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Chef Brandon
Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@susravioli No Kings could make someone who feels helpless and doesn't know what to do feel more comfortable with going out and sharing their voice. Its the gateway into more political activism and we should praise it.
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sus ಠ_ಠ@susravioli·
It’s really frustrating when people, especially those on the left, perpetuate the narrative that protesting is pointless, when we all know that divisiveness is pushed so heavily as a control tactic. Protests keep the hope alive, they connect people to local resources and help people organize within their communities, they help people gauge the political temperature in a real way- not the warped media view, they exercise your constitutional rights. Over 8 million people showed out for No Kings, making it the largest protest in U.S. history, shattering the last record. If you have an issue with the organizational aspect or believe it’s not radical enough, that’s fine. But don’t turn your nose up at 8 million people standing together while you’re doing nothing but bitching on Twitter.
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sus ಠ_ಠ@susravioli·
@mattxiv So funny how all the things they “want to get back to” are things they are perfectly capable of doing at any time without bothering anyone else.
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matt@mattxiv·
this is central park anytime it gets above 60 degrees. being conservative makes you delusional and scared of everything. go outside! let the sun shine upon you
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84

Me too.

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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@bookofelie The problem is AI is not profitable so these companies are getting away with paying no taxes
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Elie Poo
Elie Poo@bookofelie·
Should we tax AI instead of people? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Would UBI make people lazier, or would it free them to pursue better jobs, education, or creative passions?
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Jade
Jade@jade_infinite·
Omg I’m a YouTube Partner!!! I started streaming there in November and it’s been wonderful meeting so many new gaming buddies 🥹 Live now, come say hi!
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Chef Brandon
Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@jade_infinite @quiet_homeboy When I was a baby I didn't grow for the first few years of my life. then I grew 2 inches and the doctors said okay good enough and never looked into it. Then when I was 18 I got a blood panel done and they found out my body wasn't making its own testosterone. And ignored it...
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Jade
Jade@jade_infinite·
@quiet_homeboy Wait why is this so common? I got bullied by multiple smug doctors accusing me of having an eating disorder when I was also just in fact dying.
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mrs mind freak
mrs mind freak@quiet_homeboy·
When I was 16 i was diagnosed w malnutrition at a normal weight. The GP referred me to their in-house psychologist for anti-McDonalds hypnosis bc their theory was that I just ate really badly. My mum got a 2nd opinion and it turned out i wasn't absorbing nutrients bc i was dying
meisha@meishato

give me your most ridiculous lore

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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@susravioli When I worked in the finance industry, having people try to tell me things that I KNEW were false, just to prove them wrong and ask for their sources was so satisfying.
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sus ಠ_ಠ@susravioli·
One of my favorite pastimes is asking someone for a source when I know they don’t have one to back up their claim
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TheStockGuy
TheStockGuy@TheStockGuyTV·
What the hell is a Clavicular?
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maya@mayapo1ogies·
had a nightmare that buzzfeed released a video of various celebrities reviewing my twitter account and they kept saying things like “what an unwell young woman”
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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
you can not call something a "snack wrap" and still price it at 3 bucks.
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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@Coach_J_Barnes @SciGuySpace What a horribly bad take. Tory Bruno built ULA to be one of the most reliable and accurate rocket launch companies in the world. ULA doesn't make these SRBs so it isn't even on him.
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🏊‍♂️🇺🇲🥓🥃⚓🐘@Coach_J_Barnes·
@SciGuySpace And now the ex-ceo responsible for this ongoing debacle is at Blue Origin in charge of reaping in government contracts. Part of the legacy old space swamp.
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Eric Berger@SciGuySpace·
Another solid rocket booster nozzle issue is remarkably bad news for ULA.
Max Evans@_MaxQ_

Tracking footage from this morning's launch of @ulalaunch's Vulcan rocket & the USSF-87 mission for @USSpaceForce - filmed from a perspective 3.9 miles to the west of SLC-41. SRM nozzle burn through plainly visible on the right-hand side of the vehicle, protruding in the direction of the twin BE-4 engines on the core booster. As alarming as this was, it's promising to see that the vehicle held a nominal trajectory as the flight progressed, per ULA's latest update. Standing by for additional word. 📸 - @NASASpaceflight Live Coverage Replay - youtube.com/live/y_uwK1uuK…

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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
Just shat myself while watching night at the museum
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Chef Brandon@ChefBrandon_·
@bbjess Back in the day when I worked for a financials company I would have those crypto Bros. In my DMs and I just responded that I knew more than them about economics in the market they ever will. It's not hard to make them realize that they're dumb
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bbjess@bbjess·
Be mad all you want, babe but your CEO is literally an AI man. You’re being scammed out of thousands of dollars.
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bbjess@bbjess·
I called out a crypto MLM scam company BG WEALTH on Instagram and now a bunch of nail technicians are really angry with me… Apparently they are the target demographic
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