Temitope 👨🏽‍🍳

I made Waakye for the first time 🙈

my bumbum has reduced again. what the fuck man.

I’m stuck on level 1287 of Candy crush 😩😩

“tomara que não seja 06:00h” relógio: 05:57 eu voltando a dormir nos 3 minutos que restam:

"Buying new clothes won't make you happy" Me after buying new clothes:

Nigerian has happened to me 😭😭 They just kidnapped my two younger brothers on their way to Otukpo to write Jamb. They are just teenagers. I have been trying to reach those two boys since yesterday evening. I tried now and a police officer picked the lastborn's call.

Me when my man’s team is losing 🥺

Me: babe i want to eat pizza (Sends money) Him: baby let me see the pizza you bought Me:

"sends risky message" "sees typing".......

Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this

“I’m in your area, give me directions to your house.”

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

Me hearing someone getting ready at 6am while I'm comfy in bed…

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

One more year before it becomes forever.

if i didn’t have my rent to pay id be making outrageous purchases every other day, im being humbled every month tbh

A Peter Obi voter

The official trailer for ‘PASSENGER’ has been released. In theaters May 22.

Niatnya tuh sok-sokan mau ngerekam jalan pagi biar keliatan HEALING GIRL ERA EHH HASILNYA MALAH KAYA PASIEN BARU LEPAS OPNAME😭😭

Do you guys remember 1000 ways to die?? that show was UNHINGED. 😭😭