Alyssa ✨ There’s ☕️ in that nebula ✨

After 40, you're like an old phone battery. Even if you charge yourself overnight for 10 hours, by 8AM you're only at 60%😒

every morning in 2026 for me

Did they just… superimpose people on top of the animated movie? Another remake we didn’t need. 😩

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

This is the most creative Force ghost cosplay I’ve seen.

Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the washer* me at 9pm: oh no

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

The four major food groups in Philly: Pretzels, hoagies, cheesesteaks, and water ice. Philly doesn’t just have food, it has institutions. There’s nowhere else in America that tastes like this city.

"Oh I thought I heard them call out my group"🙄

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

The Bachelorette is canceled? It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to put The Muppets on ABC on Sunday night. 😌

99% of people, if a “nuclear catastrophe” happens: