The Craig Carton Show

GENO SMITH IS A BAD GUY AND A BAD QB! “Geno Smith is not a good guy, Geno is a bad QB! Geno NO SHOWED a children’s charity event! Geno told him to go F himself! IK punched him in the mouth!” - Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #NFL #Jets #GenoSmith

CAN CRAIG EAT 9 HOT DOGS AND 9 BEERS IN 9 INNINGS? “Met fans don’t want to go to Mets games this year… copying a lot of other teams: 9 hot dogs, 9 beers, in 9 innings! I couldn’t do that — I couldn’t drink the 9 beers!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #MLB #Mets #Baseball

ARE THE EAGLES THINKING ABOUT TRADING JALEN HURTS?! “If you think Tanner McKee is a great replacement for Jalen Hurts, then why bring in Andy Dalton? Is it possible the Eagles are quietly looking to trade Jalen Hurts?! Tanner McKee couldn’t hold his jockstrap!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #NFL #Eagles #JalenHurts

NEW EPISODE! 🚨 March Madness chaos is here — brackets busted, bold Final Four picks, and upsets you won’t see coming. Plus, Tom Brady’s “return” and wild Eagles trade rumors… Craig and Tyrone break it all down. @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews LIVE ON ALL PLATFORMS! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rea…

TYRONE HAS MICHIGAN WINNING IT ALL! “Duke, then Houston, Arizona, and Michigan — three No. 1 seeds and a No. 2. Duke vs. Michigan: I’ve got Michigan as my champion!” — Tyrone Johnson @TyJohnsonNews @craigcartonlive #MarchMadness #CollegeBasketball #Michigan

HAPPY MARCH MADNESS — THE REAL FATHER’S DAY! “Father’s Day is TODAY! Dad’s on the couch watching college basketball, pretending like he knows a single player!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #MarchMadness #CollegeBasketball #NCAA

Happy Fathers Day everyone - We are live and ready to rock - Turny time, Daddy time, fake college hoops knowledge time and more Lets Get It x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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LEAST CLUTCH PLAYER OF ALL TIME?

AARON JUDGE IS THE LEAST CLUTCH PLAYER IN ALL OF SPORTS! “Aaron Judge is the greatest player without the clutch gene associated with his greatness… active players who are great, but lack the clutch gene! James Harden! One in particular… LeBron James a clutch player? Have you seen his numbers in LA?” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #AaronJudge #LeBronJames #JamesHarden

WHY DIDN’T TEAM USA CARE ABOUT THE ANTHEM? “I knew before the first pitch that we were not gonna win that game… not a single American player was singing the national anthem! You see all the Venezuelan players with pride singing the Venezuela national anthem!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC #USA

MAXX CROSBY IS WAY TOO BOUGIE FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT FLIGHT! “Maxx Crosby, he actually complained that the Ravens did not fly him and his family private! Had to get on a commercial flight like the rest of us! Dude’s made over $100 million—if you wanna fly private, fly private!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #NFL #Ravens #MaxxCrosby

NEW EPISODE! 🚨 Team USA pulled an all-time choke job—tight, silent during the anthem, and Craig says it all falls on Mark DeRosa. Plus, NFL schedule madness, Maxx Crosby gets called out, and the definitive “Least Clutch Players in Sports” list! @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews LIVE ON ALL PLATFORMS! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all…

TEAM USA EMBARRASSED THEMSELVES YESTERDAY! “We are to baseball what Canada is to hockey! We embarrassed ourselves yesterday! Three hits? Two from the same guy!? Venezuela stole baseball from us last night!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC #USA

WNBA IS GOING TO GO BANKRUPT AFTER NEW CBA! “Those of you that enjoy women’s basketball… the new verbal agreement on a CBA… that has been subsidized every second of every day by the NBA… sometimes be careful what you ask for! You’re getting a raise you feel like you deserve—gonna drive the league into bankruptcy!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #WNBA #Basketball

MARK DEROSA LOST THE WBC FOR TEAM USA! “If I had to blame one guy, I blame Mark DeRosa! For Mason Miller not pitching the ninth inning… I had to show respect to the Padres? Cal Raleigh—not playing him in the last two games—that doesn’t make sense either!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC #USA

Captain America is dead, NFL opens on a Wednesday, Maxx Crosby is Boughie. Embid is scared, 4 greatest unclutch athletes playing today LIVE RIGHT NOW!!!!! LETS GET IT!!!!! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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CAN WE TRUST HARPER, JUDGE AND USA STARS TONIGHT? “We need to find out: Is Bryce Harper clutch? Kyle Schwarber clutch? Is Aaron Judge clutch? Is Nolan McLean clutch? If we lose it, can I go, ‘Can’t trust Bryce Harper, Aaron Judge, Nolan McLean!?’” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #WorldBaseballClassic #TeamUSA #AaronJudge #BryceHarper

WHO RATTED OUT ADEN HOLLOWAY FOR TWO POUNDS OF WEED? “Aden Holloway, who’s averaging 17 points a game, is now out! Police busted into his apartment and found two lbs of marijuana! Somebody ratted him out! I’d let him play!” — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #Alabama #SEC #MarchMadness