Nonce

imagine not liking me and i’m in my room doing this

Dear girls Left or right ??

Is it ethical to equip this thing with a strap and let it have its way with me?

It's been 7 months since we had our baby and we're still receiving unexplained hospital bills in the mail. Hardly ever an adequate description of services. Just a QR code to pay online. It feels intentionally confusing and difficult to get answers. We want price transparency.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

if ur not polyamorous how are you ok with ur partner watching porn they're looking at someone naked that isn't you 😭

Alfonso Ribeiro and his wife Angela have been married for 12 years! ❤️

What the FUCK is my timeline???

What’s your first thought when you see these nachos?

Crazy to think that every human on earth had brown eyes until one ancestor was born with a genetic mutation and now every blue-eyed person alive shares his DNA.

first date pro tip: if you go to the bowling alley she will take her shoes off in front of you

U.S. GAS PRICES HIT A FOUR-YEAR HIGH OF $4.23

We understand the spaghetti policy

If the roles were reversed he would get banned.

Texas Mexicans scare me

I don’t think I will ever understand this particular scene…

Having 0 body count at 25 as a man means you’re either uğly, asexual, completely socially inept or just built different 😂