WiLLiAM mURDERfacE 🤑

is it ethical to be sad all the time

fuck this damn feeling

Fat and Ugly. And Miserable. And Still Fat.

i’m so tired of being sad all the time

@oneonefiveklok Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why are you helping me. Like I know It’s your Job But Like.

@DADERFACEE You don't need to know. You don't need to explain yourself. I just want to help and I'll wait for my orders as long as you need me to.

I think I am going to Throw Up.

@oneonefiveklok Ugh. I wouldn’t-I can’t even Talk About it. Because I can’t even Think about it. I mean it’s All I am Thinking about But I. I don’t know.

@DADERFACEE You uh... Well, I won't ask you to tell me what's wrong, it's obviously upsetting you too much and I'm very sorry. But if you know how I can help then I would, of course. Without question.

@dethklokvisual Well what’s That saying. Third times The Charm.

@DADERFACEE ⠀⠀ for a third time .ᐣ ⠀

⠀⠀ everyone in Dethklok except Murderface would make a good vampire . ⠀

ah gosh… i had the word ugh..! i just had it on the tip of my dick fuuck man…

@dethklokvisual Fuck You.

@DADERFACEE ⠀⠀ that could be arranged ⠀

@oneonefiveklok It’s Uh it’s okay. Erm thanks..

@DADERFACEE I keep a few bottles in my jacket. It's not very cold, I apologise.

@dethklokvisual Whatever. Just say You want Me Dead.

@DADERFACEE ⠀⠀ YOU KNOW WHY .ᐟ ⠀

“are you good in bed” yeah i slept for 20 hours straight one time

Why does the onion ring

@oneonefiveklok Uh. Uh. Erm. I don’t I don’t Really Know. Maybe. I think Maybe.

@DADERFACEE Hey. Hey, sit down, it's ok. You think some water will help?

@oneonefiveklok Uh I don’t know. Fuck.

@DADERFACEE I knew you were getting sick. You need a bag?

@oneonefiveklok Because I can’t.

@DADERFACEE Why not?!

I-I am okAy.

naming my son mr butthole