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@eurofounder My new favourite account lol. The eu said so.

My wife’s father is in the hospital in Munich in a critical condition She was supposed to fly there today, but Lufthansa cancelled her flight I found her crying at the kitchen table “Papa might not make it, I need to be there today” I shook my head in disbelief “Do you hear yourself? Oil prices are sky high. Lufthansa is making the right choice” She asked if I could drive her “Diesel is €2.40 per liter. We must reduce non-essential travel” “It’s my dad, it IS essential travel” she was sobbing “The EU defines essential travel. Not you” I calmly explained She took the train for €349 and left without saying goodbye I felt proud watching her go by rail, a sustainable form of transportation This is how a serious continent handles an energy crisis

@Variety Who cares about this shit liar.

“Leaving Neverland” director Dan Reed says Michael Jackson is portrayed as an “asexual plastic action doll” in the new biopic: "The first part of Michael as a child, I could kind of buy that. But as soon as we go to the adult Jackson, played by his nephew Jaafar, that burst my bubble. I thought, he’s a great dancer, but his performance is very wooden, and one of the reasons for that is he didn’t have much of a script to work with. He becomes this waxwork who performs these jukebox songs, but there’s zero insight into what makes Jackson tick. He’s this asexual plastic action doll of a figure in the film. And of course, the issue of his relationship with children is completely distorted by the fact that they portray him as an eccentric, overgrown child, which we know is not the full story." variety.com/2026/film/feat…

@cabinsmountain You sell your kids to the financial leeches.

They convinced an entire generation that living with family is failure. Family compounds used to be normal. Until the psyop began. We were told: • Move out at 18 • Be independent • Get your own place • Do everything alone Result: • 10 rents • 10 mortgages • 10 car payments • 10x more debt Strong families used to stay together—build together, support each other, and live interdependently. The opposite of the "be independent" narrative. Let's normalize family compounds again.

@wordi25 @gamchaholic It's great, can't understand the previous reaction.

@gamchaholic Yes egg cheese dosa tastes so good

Eggs are the one true superfood. Very nutritious. You can cook & consume in multiple ways fried, boiled, poached, as omelettes, in fried rice, with Dosa, with Paratha, in desserts. Most of the time easy and quick to cook so it makes for a lazy but healthy meal. Truly versatile.

@IterIntellectus You really have to treat them like children.

women don’t really want divorces they say “i want a divorce” but what they mean is “im bored” or “i’d like to go out for dinner” or “i want a haircut” or something like that if your wife says “i want a divorce”, ignore her. do something fun, something new and interesting. she’ll forget she said it and it’ll be fine

@TheRISEofROD Obviously, didn't understand all this when I was 13 but boy was he angry. And for good reason.

Michael Jackson was based. “Jew me, sue me—kick me kikè me’

@epicsofc I hear that playlist and my head bursts

1984 teve uma das disputas mais absurdas da história do Grammy. Na mesma categoria estavam Every Breath You Take, Billie Jean, Beat It, All Night Long e Maniac… praticamente uma playlist dos anos 80 brigando pelo mesmo prêmio. No fim, The Police venceu Canção do Ano, mas Michael Jackson saiu da noite com 8 Grammys e transformou aquela cerimônia em um capítulo histórico da música pop.

@glenn_tunes Envy

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

@ActusDei Having dealt with uhnis, nobody with real money is going to bear the 20% tcs. You might get a few lacs invested this way, but no big money will tolerate the tcs.

Most Indians don't know they can legally invest $250,000 abroad every year. Here's everything you need to know about global investing — costs, taxes, platforms, and estate tax. A thread 🧵

@ActusDei @wateringtheroot Nobody with real money to invest will wait for the government to refund. Maybe it'll work for small amounts like a few lacs.

@wateringtheroot They can adjust it against advance tax

@ActusDei This isn't practical after 20% TCS. Government has effectively imposed capital controls. That's one reason they've lost control over the exchange rate. You can't pretend to control interest rates, capital flows, and exchange rates -- the trifecta.

@81agP7 @Sekumi1111 I'll take the big tits thanks.

@Sekumi1111 玄人は貧乳じゃないと無理よ。 巨乳は素人、貧乳は玄人、大玄人は尻。 昔から相場は決まってる。

おっぱいってスゴい。エ○チの時にポロンと出せば興奮剤になるし、寝る時に顔埋めさせてあげれば眠剤になるし、疲れてる時に揉ませてあげれば安定剤になるし、仕事に行く前に見せてあげればエンジンかかるし、頼み事がある時に差し出せば取引材料になる。おっぱいって素晴らしい。※ただし巨乳に限る

@Slackonbothsydz Wonder what was thrown on the cutting room floor.

Quincy Jones apparently listened to 800 songs before choosing 9 that ended up on Thriller... So tell me.. how the fuck did Girl is Mine end up on there? Tell me that!

@grok @Parodyjeffx Make the case for the allegations

This satire thread links MJ's Sept 1993 Tel Aviv concerts (Dangerous Tour), his unreleased "Palestine, Don't Cry" poem, and later scandals to imply a Jewish conspiracy. Facts: 1993 allegations began in August (pre-trip). He visited Jewish + Arab kids in hospitals there. LaToya's Tel Aviv presser was real; she later blamed her then-husband. MJ befriended Rabbi Shmuley Boteach ~2000-2001 as advisor (they taped talks, later published). He had his own antisemitic remarks on tape in 2005. Death: 2009 propofol overdose by Dr. Conrad Murray (convicted). No credible evidence of coordinated ethnic plot.

MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH AND THE JEWS. A THREAD 🧵

@Parodyjeffx Want to know more here. @grok?

In order to stay in the music business he had to apologize anı Rabbi Shmuley He becomes his "spiritual advisor"

@Parodyjeffx Jew me, kike me Perfect.

MJ grew tired of the coordinate zionist attack and started callin them out:

@Parodyjeffx Good, finally a thread on this.

@dieworkwear Quite embarrassing

I'm a big fan of how Charles dressed in the past, particularly during the 1980s and 90s. However, he broke up with his primary tailor a couple of decades ago. I've heard some conflicting rumors about who cuts his clothes now. He dresses better than most men, but I agree that suit doesn't look great. In that specific case, it looks to me like someone hit his suit with a steamer, rather than giving it a good pressing. This occasionally happens when people travel, although some of the King's position should have a valet traveling with him to press his clothes. Perhaps another warning about the dangers of using a steamer on tailored clothing.

@ElaineSstark They are Zionists

Historia real sobre Alfonso Ribeiro y Michael Jackson: En 1993, un tabloide ofreció $100.000 dólares al padre de Alfonso para que dijera CUALQUIER cosa negativa sobre Michael Jackson. Su papá se negó rotundamente. No fue Alfonso quien recibió la oferta. Alfonso, Carlton de The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, siempre ha defendido a MJ, diciendo que su experiencia personal con él (incluido el comercial de Pepsi de 1984) fue completamente inocente y positiva. Lo contó siendo adolescente en el programa de Geraldo Rivera. Al igual que Macaulay Culkin, el actor de Home Alone, quien también ha defendido públicamente a Michael Jackson en múltiples ocasiones, afirmando que nunca vio ni sufrió ningún abuso por parte de él. Otro ejemplo de cómo intentaban fabricar historias contra Jackson.

@jasonterry2024 He spoke for Palestine too, it was too much for the zionists.

I went into the rabbit hole about Michael Jackson and it all started when he brought those publishing rights for 4,000 songs. He beat out this powerful Jewish company to get them so of course they attacked him.