ThreeInchLawyerman🇺🇸🌪

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Hey MAGA dumbfucks! I just bought 1,000 of these little stickers and I'm going to relish putting them up on every gas pump I can find. 😊

@damintoell @HellMens approves this message. 🚨🚨 ANTIFA 🚨

If you can’t handle a completely milquetoast proclamation about a holiday without pissing your pants, you’re not surviving a holy war.

@3YearLetterman @MarchMadnessMBB @trapperkeeper Only 14 weeks until the 1 year anniversary. Thank you Coach Dave.

Happy 55 week anniversary to those who celebrate

How about allowing Cleveland to wear 14 on July 5. Just an idea.

@elonmusk @jonstewart 🚨🚨 ANTIFA Great Lakes region 6 spokesperson 🚨 after our surveillance system reentered Earth's atmosphere disguised as a meteor we were able to track it to the Medina Ohio area about 20 miles South of Cleveland. With the help of many people surveiling each other. More to come/*

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

@Nate_Ya_M8 @elonmusk @jonstewart Nate's a fucking moron.

Bro, solid reply. Great to see you can handle someone talking some shit and you combat it by throwing it right back at them. This gives me some hope that the biggest account on the platform isn't afraid to clap back. Jon Stewart tried the propaganda line and Elon served it straight back with a smile.

@elonmusk @jonstewart Leon, your Ketamine is ready.

The ghost of Mary Anne MacLeod Trump: “Donnie, if you meet the Japanese prime minister, don’t make your lame Pearl Harbor jokes.” Senile Satan: “I won’t, Mommy.” Does his Pearl Harbor “joke” anyway. “This is exactly why we sent you to reform school, Donnie.”

Taking an indefinite, possibly permanent break from this site. Should’ve done it a long time ago. Thanks to many, bye to all.

@DerrickEvans4WV ANOTHER FUCKING HUGE WASTE OF TAXPAYER DOLARS.

@DerrickEvans4WV Let's send them a replacement for their G.I. Joe dolls

@DerrickEvans4WV You're a domestic terrorist. You're party is fucking garbage. trump is a draft dodging piece of shit. #maga

🚨 U.S. Marines seen cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star

Go long on oil now! While the US Treasury is still shorting oil futures! Free money!!!

David Bowie - Heroes

@CovertheCorner DFArias will be trending by the third week in April.

Brito would have had to set the world on fire at camp to get a spot. And he didn't. As far as Arias goes, I'm sure the fourth time is the charm and he'll figure it out 🙄

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Poor Hegseth, the GOP will not approve this until the SAVE Act passes