🦁 Em

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🦁 Em

@EmAsInMoney

in search of skeptics, believers, and good croquet players

California 加入时间 Haziran 2018

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🦁 Em@EmAsInMoney·22 Tem

nothing drives me to existential nihilism faster than the concept of stop motion animation

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JP 🍍@JPLFR80·2d

The word catapult is fun to say. Another thing medieval technology has over modern technology: verbal satisfaction

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@epiphanist1248 @VexingVixxen that is true, i dont tweet much lately anymore! hi

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🧸✊🏼🇵🇸 Antifa Flannel Bear 🇵🇸✊🏼🧸@epiphanist1248·3d

@EmAsInMoney @VexingVixxen Omg I never see you on my feed anymore IMYSM!

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and as i reflected on the blowjob, i couldn't help but wonder...gun to my head: could i ever really consent to moving to paris?

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*girl watching the most heinous documentary* ok listen, it's not the point but i want that exact sink when we redo the bathroom

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@VexingVixxen aesthetically, i love the vibe. realistically, i am tired.

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Vixx@VexingVixxen·3d

I do not understand people who have numerous plants in their homes. I cannot fathom having yet another thing(s) relying on me to sustain their life.

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@FeiKhal oh right ofc you're right, you are proud of me

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Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard@FeiKhal·4d

@EmAsInMoney You're setting boundaries. That's super important.

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ok moving forward— everyone is allowed to be either evil or stupid. you must pick one. not both. i am tired.

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@FeiKhal lol wait this one doesnt make sense. i didn't do anything yet

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Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard@FeiKhal·4d

@EmAsInMoney I'm proud of you

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big headass bong yoda@gummysalamander·4d

straw capacity for camels how many straws on my camel reddit straw camel back maximum reddit camel hospital near me

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@JPLFR80 i'm very tired lol

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@EmAsInMoney Fiction fooled us into thinking evil was genius

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JP 🍍@JPLFR80·6d

I think putting a gun to my head reflects poorly on you tbh

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🦁 Em@EmAsInMoney·25 Mar

@etherealraccoon 🩵bless you

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Ethereal Trash Fire@etherealraccoon·25 Mar

@EmAsInMoney that’s why I love you

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Ethereal Trash Fire@etherealraccoon·24 Mar

would you rather sit by a loud sneezer or a multiple sneezer

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Ethereal Trash Fire@etherealraccoon·24 Mar

would you like to come over for dinner? I’m making cinnamon toast crunch

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my name is no.@no_my_goodness·24 Mar

as long as you read me i can breathe

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🦁 Em@EmAsInMoney·20 Mar

brb, off to see which of these reminds me more of dad

ؘ@urth2p

“omg u smell so good what is it” father figure.

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ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ@xstygianx·20 Mar

You can't burn something that's already on fire.

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my name is no.@no_my_goodness·20 Mar

the negative space matters just as much

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🦁 Em@EmAsInMoney·17 Mar

@FeiKhal I'm really proud of you

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Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard@FeiKhal·16 Mar

As once again apparently not a man I always have sides ready. Coleslaw, mac, potatoes, salad, biscuits or garlic bread, veggies. All depends on what I'm smoking.

🏈 emily🌲@emilyofeasttx

men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.

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