@ValeneEwing Don't worry, Val. Mike and I will drive you. Give us a minute to clean up these beer cans and we'll be over with the Wagoneer.
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Eric Fairgate
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Eric Fairgate
@EricFairgate
I tried pot once. A girl almost died. I swam in a polluted pond once. I almost died. I married a sociopathic health freak once. She bonked my brother and died.
Knots Landing 加入时间 Mayıs 2012
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@chrisp2607 Everyone liked her too much, so I dumped her. I need to find someone my family will hate and marry her IMMEDIATELY.
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I have a girlfriend named Whitney. She's African-American, in case you didn't notice. Wait, why doesn't anyone care? DAMMIT! WHY? WHY? WHY?
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@Gianni862 @knots_landing @jmesposito @valleymike07 *waves* Hi, guys! Be sure to stop by and shoot some hoops with me and my bro sometime.
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I'm in love with @Ginger_Ward. She digs jazz as much as I do. Hey, I wonder if she'd marry me. Maybe I should ask her.
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@DianaFairgate @Gianni862 @Knots_Landing You're always the charmer, Diana. Look -- my "ass" is on Twitter now. Nice to meet you, John.
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