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What a wonderful snack!~
I just know you'll taste amazing!~
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Android 21
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Android 21
@EvilAndroidVomi
A powerful android with two personalities that are helpful as well as hungry|Parody| Not affiliated with anyone| No NSFW
加入时间 Kasım 2025
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MAJIN ANDROID.
ITS THAT SIMPLE
Bardock@ImBarduck
…. What? So like… you’re a cannibal who gains power from eating people? Huh… so you’re a Space Wendigo?
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I'm saying I will turn you into an item of food and eat saidbfood to obtain your power
Bardock@ImBarduck
I am a snack. But seriously you need to back off with the flirting.
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Then maybe for as stupid as you are you'll make a worthwhile snack...
Bardock@ImBarduck
Well if we’re measuring dicks, I fought a God of War He taught me some hard lessons but I got through it.
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@EvilAndroidVomi 🍬: So you don't want powers then, you're just a freak.
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You know, I'm getting really hungry...
Maybe you'll have to do!
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You're speaking to the woman that was able to face off against third grade Super Saiyans, fusions, snd more.
Just know that my power is immense
Bardock@ImBarduck
Let’s just say there’s a reason you can’t pick up my entire energy signature. And why despite not being able to sense yours I’m not exactly worried.
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Hm...
Then perhaps I'm underestimating you...
Bardock@ImBarduck
Yeah. And about 6 or 7 other variations of it give or take.
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@BigSweets_chick Money is not the reason.
I wish to turn you into a sweet treat for my enjoyment!
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@EvilAndroidVomi 🍬: I'm just telling the truth. Look, if you're broke you could just ask me to get you something.
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I have absolutely no clue who "Turles" is but let me ask you this?
Can you even achieve Super Saiyan?
Bardock@ImBarduck
First off, I could more than handle Frieza now. It’s been a few decades since we last faced off. Second off ain’t no way in hell you’ve met Turles and ain’t no way in hell he’s stronger than me.
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@EvilAndroidVomi You're quite interesting.
I'd like to see how strong you'll become. Do try not to disappoint me when the time comes for us to fight, will you?
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So many strong people and they're all coming straight to me?!
I'll be so well fed it'll hurt!
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@EvilAndroidVomi 🍬: I mean, if you're so hungry, then just buy something to eat. It really isn't that hard.
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And you couldn't handle FRIEZA? I have Frieza's DNA and surpass him tenfold! Maybe if you had more power like the man you look like you would have a chance!
Bardock@ImBarduck
No need to be rude. Where I come from we deck rude people in the shnozz. We Saiyans don’t take disrespect. And I am a 70 year old man with absolutely nothing to lose.
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Go die in space a second time for all I care!
Bardock@ImBarduck
For your information I already died, but it was in an explosion in space. Cause Frieza’s a dick.
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Is that supposed to hurt me? You're a plant!
The Saoyans had things worth a thousand of you that they grew from the ground!
Green Shadow@PenelopeaLeaf
Well, at least none of my habilities are stress eating.
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Well unless whatever it is can stop a being that could level this planet in seconds then I would either run or accept your fate!
ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ@1nvncbleIronMan
“Trust me, you don’t wanna find out.”
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And do you think I haven't?
I've grown in many ways since the last time we've spoken!
𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖢𝖾𝗅𝗅@MichalMcDoesnt
I remember well. Yet, you seem to be ignoring the fact that I've grown. I'm far beyond you now, 21. I have abilities unlike anything you've seen before, and power rivaling Goku yet again.
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