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Garfield phones have been washing up on the Finistere coasts of France for nearly four decades, with a shipping container wedged in the rocks that has been slowly releasing them all these years. The peculiar phenomenon began in the 1980s when bright orange fragments of Garfield novelty phones started appearing on a stretch of coastline in Brittany, France. Over the past 30 years, locals have continuously discovered coiled phone cords, receivers, and the iconic feline heads strewn along the shore. Despite beach cleaners' efforts to collect them, these cat phones, with their mocking smirks, would keep reappearing. The origin of this pollution presented a perplexing mystery. Environmental activists, including Claire Simonin-Le Meur, the president of the environmental group Ar Viltansoù, were concerned that the phones might be drifting from a lost shipping container at the ocean's bottom, potentially contaminating the marine ecosystem. For years, this riddle remained unsolved, even as concerns about their environmental impact persisted. The breakthrough in solving the mystery came when Francelnfo published a report about the Garfield phones as part of a campaign called Pollution Alert. This report caught the attention of a local farmer, René Morvan, who met Simonin-Le Meur on the beach. Morvan revealed that he knew the location of the cartoon cats. In the mid-1980s, he had observed the orange phones scattered on the beach after a storm. Morvan and his brother decided to investigate further, combing the rocky area in search of the source of the strange deposits. Eventually, they discovered the culprit: a metal shipping container hidden deep in a sea cave, filled with Garfield phones.