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🇯🇵 Takaichi flew 6,000 miles to be humiliated. Pearl Harbor brought up. Lunch canceled. No joint statement. She went to Washington to explain Japan's limits. Trump spent the meeting mocking them. 82% of Japanese oppose this war. She ignored them. 11,000 protested in Tokyo. She flew anyway. Now she's signing $40 billion nuclear deals. Tying Japan closer to an empire that just insulted its history. Takaichi bowed. Trump laughed. Japan paid. Call it diplomacy. The rest of us call it submission.

🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇷 “It is not enough to be moral. It is not enough to be just. Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. If you are strong enough, ruthless enough, and powerful enough, evil will overcome good.” The mask is off. This is the operating system of the Third Temple cult project and now you understand why American Zionist Christians (theological oxymoron) funding it are committing the greatest theological betrayal in history, if they want to claim to be Christians. The Third Temple that Christian Zionists are sending money and casting votes to build? Christ already built it. And hint for Ted Cruz: it’s not made of stone or bricks and mortar. John 2:19 Jesus says “destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up.” John clarifies explicitly: he was speaking of his body. The resurrection is the Third Temple. The veil tore from top to bottom at the crucifixion not symbolically, as a theological declaration that the entire system was finished and fulfilled. The Letter to the Hebrews spends thirteen chapters making one argument: every element of Temple worship... the priesthood, the sacrifice, the Holy of Holies, the ark — was a shadow pointing forward to Christ. Paul tells the Corinthians twice: you are the temple of the Holy Spirit. Not a building. Not a geography. You. Peter calls believers living stones built into a spiritual house. So when American Christian Zionists cheer on wars to rebuild a physical temple, they are funding the theological rejection of their own Saviour. A rebuilt temple doesn’t prepare for Christ’s return. It denies his first coming. It says the sacrifice wasn’t enough. The resurrection didn’t count. Zionist Christianity isn’t a fusion of two faiths. It’s the abandonment of one in slavery to another. And it’s currently armed, funded, and flying messianic combat missions. Netanyahu just told you what he thinks of your Jesus. Believe him.

🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇷 Netanyahu... "America is not fighting for Israel." Tell that to the grieving families in Ohio their sons died to fight Israel's Messianic war and you dragged your apprentice Trump into fighting this war for you. Funny as Haifa refinery comes offline, after Tel Aviv looks like an orange (poetic) zombie apocalypse you start talking about the war ending sooner than people think as Iran has never hit harder. That may be true and a tell that you'll be capitulating soon.

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

Benjamin Netanyahu says he has now officially debunked all rumors of him being dead by appearing at a live press conference. Netanyahu tells reporters they are all witnesses to his proof of life. Netanyahu says the war against Iran will continue until the Iranian regime is completely overthrown. "I'm alive."

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

You know MAGA is dead when the president calls Joe Kent “weak” a U.S. Army Special Forces Green Beret with 11 combat deployments, including Iraq, and a Gold Star husband whose wife died in Syria serving our country. while he calls Mark Levin a “great American patriot.” a unhinged, lunatic, genocide denier, who calls Catholic women “POS” Trump destroyed MAGA.