Phillip Winfrey

Congrats to @LinusTech on the Commuter Backpack launch! Looks great. What an amazing product. We were in the process of trashing ours, then realized it could be used to farm engagement instead. RT to win a free Commuter Backpack, shipped anywhere in the world. We'll pick one winner in 24 hours.

@WEMOcares your product is too #unreliable, this is the 5th time in a month that I've gone to ask my google assistant to turn on my lights, and it replies that it couldn't reach @WEMO. Hey @TPLINK think you can keep your smart plugs online reliably?

@ShortPixel Might want to make a disclaimer on your website, or at least an official tweet about your service issues today. Took me too long to realize that it wasn't my fault photos weren't getting compressed.

Merry Christmas from your friends a Blockbuster!* *Except Phillip who believes the capitalistic obsession of Christmas contradicts the very principles on which the religion was founded.

@LinusTech @LGElectronics Configured by you guys? Does it come with linus' face as the wallpaper?

Fish. bit.ly/1Ykxpkj

For the first time in a decade. I was mass-mailed a CD. #aol #90s #2000s bit.ly/1HtwqMz

These little spider beds are amazingly intricate. bit.ly/1Msk7At

Sadly, I can't see the #SuperBloodMoon thanks to 100% cloud cover over #Atlanta. #sadphotographer

The flight deck. #2007 #Pontiac #G6 #GT #newride #carlove instagram.com/p/7CS64SqSDP/

Spending the night at a friend's house. My brother started discussing time travel and paradoxes. Help. #coolbutcanwekeepwatchingnetflix

What happened to 99¢ cent music downloads? $1.29 isn't as appealing.

#charginghigherprices twitter.com/SouthernCompan…

@tzamboiv another security feature that's missing from most financial institutions is two-factor auth. Every site should support it.

@tzamboiv every bank I've used has a very short character limit and no special characters. It's like they want to be hacked.

Is "salty" the new "you mad bro"? When was this decided? I feel like there should have been a memo.

@discordapp Just had an issue with US East, "awaiting endpoint" for all users.

My life is a race between work and sleep. Unfortunately work is winning right now.