Joseph Notari

So my roommates been missing for nearly twelve hours now. That's unusual for him. I'm going to change his background to gay porn.

Steve? If you can read this, do not go towards the light. Unless it's blinking "Free Candy". Then by all means...

Roommate alive. Little worse for wear, but alright. Keeps saying he's the key-master, and asking if I'm the gate-keeper.

Life is craziness right now. Just got killed by sparkly bitch with flat-top. She turned into a giant Rip Taylor.

Tonight I will be hosting a four-part mini-series on how to properly eat a taco.

What you will need: 1 taco; both of your hands; your mouth (this one is crucial)

Step 1: Pick up taco with both hands.

Step 2: Pull taco towards mouth.

Step 3: Bite off piece of taco with mouth.

Step 4: Repeat steps 2 & 3 until taco is completely eaten.

Man, I've had a crazy week. I've had to do all this schoolwork, followed by a restful night's sleep. Crrrraaaaaazzzy.

Here I am trying to enjoy a good sunset, and all I can see is the sun buttfucking the horizon. #buttfucking

I just discovered Omegle. After having a number of thoughtful and enlightening conversations I got bored and started messing with people.

Saw wolverine the other night. It's a bad movie on just about every level, but is still strangely watchable.

Now that I think about it, Wolverine had one thing going for it: I would go 11 kinds of gay for Hugh Jackman.

FUCK Jack and Kate. I don't care that they started out as the main characters, they're only dead weight now. Cut your losses and ditch them.

Saw Star Trek on Friday. It was really really good. Go see it. I should have posted this three days ago. I'm not good at Twitter.

Being on vacation away from home has greatly improved my creative drive. I almost want to sit down and write something. Progress!

...I guess that answers the question of what it would take to get me back on Twitter...which no one's asked...Dickbutt.

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