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i just hope the goalie has fun | 25 🏳️🌈 (he/him) | pens - brewers - packers - bucks - badgers | admin: @Iceburgh_PR
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pov: you’re 26 and your lease is up and you must live within pittsburgh’s municipal borders. and you have no car and work downtown. what neighborhood do you live. is it bloomfield… lawrenceville… i need to move lowk.
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bruhhh this is why wisconsinites can’t go anywhere 😭😭😭 we drink people out of house and home
Kedrick Stumbris@KedrickStumbris
BREAKING: They have run out of CO2 on the tap lines at Beerhaus across the street from the T-Mobile Arena. #Badgers and Pioneers fans will be drinking from cans and bottles the rest of the day. No draft beer to be served for the foreseeable future.
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Wisconsin was the first state to enact unemployment compensation benefits for its citizens in 1932. And was the starting point for the federal unemployment insurance program that became part of the Social Security Act in 1935. So.
Jarvis@jarvis_best
No seriously! Look at your history books. They haven’t done anything ever! The most notable thing to happen in Wisconsin over the past 80 years is that 10 years ago Hillary Clinton FORGOT IT EXISTED and handed the election to Trump. Her advisors were like: “Umm Madam Secretary when you’re done passing out on your feet and being shoved into a van in New York, would you like to perhaps visit a swing state?” Hillary: “wait … which swing state?” Advisors: “Wisconsin.” Hillary: “HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU I WILL NEVER GO TO THAT GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE EVER.” Advisors: “But … the election is in only two …” Hillary: NO.
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the nhl: *fucks over the penguins all year*
the penguins: fuck you *rests half the lineup against ovechkin after the nhl did a whole media blitz about sid/ovi rivalry*
kyle dubas: *takes a long cigarette drag* *exhales*
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Jake Livanavage is sitting next to Sidney Crosby in the media level here at PPG Paints Arena for today's game 🤩
x - Pittsburgh Penguins@penguins
It was always meant to be for Jake Livanavage 🐧
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I’m sure the league isn’t thrilled with this considering the hype & national media around Sid/Ovi final games, but with the way the league has fucked over the Pens all year with goaltender interference calls I’m sure Dubas doesn’t care in the slightest.
Penguins PR@PenguinsPR
The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.
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they dgaffffff about that damn rivalry
Penguins PR@PenguinsPR
The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.
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opening usajobs.gov rn. i need to work for nasa in some capacity
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do the astronauts know the penguins clinched a playoff spot
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WE CHOOSE TO GO TO THE MOON IN THIS DECADE AND DO THE OTHER THINGS, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE EASY BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE HARD
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