Jeff Gorman

It's not even noon and the boos have already started for Ben Simmons

“Nolan Patrick is out for tonight’s game because he looked at a slot machine without sunglasses on”

Lmao aye man what the hell is wrong with this planet 😂😂😂 man one day animals gone find out we be doing voice overs on them and they gone kick our ass @TonyBakercomedy

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Google when you login to gmail from a new device

“Put dat damn mask on”

Michael Barkann is a savage

I mean hes not lying #AnytimeAnywhere

“i hope this email finds you well” how the email finds me:

just wanted to try something

I’m so lost

DEREK GRANT LEGEND STATUS. Pats Nick Suzuki on the head. #Flyers move on. #AnytimeAnywhere

Exhibit AV: After Brendan Gallagher got hit by Matt Niskanen, Alain Vigneault said he saw from him: “I can only state the facts. The fact was that Gallagher got up and his mouth didn’t shut up for at least five minutes” He didn’t look like he was hurt” 😳

"I created this Flyers team.. fuckin Chuck Fletcher"

FLYERS BABY LEGGO

The cool thing about not leaving my apartment for a month is I don't have to check under my bed for monsters or murderers anymore. Also my mattress is on the floor

@Kyle_Phillippi Ryan White