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“You know, the thing about suicide... you don't just kill yourself. You kill every memory of you. This'll be all everyone remembers. Every second you spent on this earth will be reduced to how you chose to leave it.”

@FBIDirectorKash Making shit up again?

On June 10, FBI and our law enforcement partners became aware of a potential threat to the UFC America 250 event in Washington, D.C. involving individuals outside of the National Capital Region – and thanks to the rapid action of this FBI, our partners, and the Department of Justice in a multi-state operation, multiple individuals are now in custody and allegedly planned attacks were stopped cold. While the result represented the best of investigative work, it was also nothing out of the ordinary for this law enforcement team – we are built to detect, respond to, and bring to justice those who threaten the lives of American citizens - particularly during large gatherings like the historic UFC 250 fight. That’s exactly what we did here. I want to thank our great agents and partners, this work remains ongoing and we will continue to update the public as permitted.    We continue to encourage any American to report anything suspicious at 1-800-CALL-FBI or tips.fbi.gov.”

Anyone else have Epstein files you’re gonna release next week? Time to quit the games and everyone who’s been singing the Epstein file’s jamboree needs to release them or sit down and shut up 🤐!!

@THEJaxEsq The same way we found cow milk to be the most digestible milk in the animal kingdom

How would you ever find this

@4thOfJuly365 Trump is a pedophile, Michelle isn’t a man. Hope this helps

The people who called President Trump a pedo are now upset that Michelle Obama got called a man. You can't make this up.

@SarahSevans2000 Can you come do my MRI Wednesday?

Good morning punky Brewsters. Happy Monday. I picked up some Mri hours today and tomorrow cause I’m Clayton. So that OK from the weekend but I’m trying to get by. I’ll pop in in a bit. Love you.All

@JaymetheRN I once wasn’t able to wake up for 3 hours😂

Anesthesia It's an art 🎨🖌️ Each patient is different & a dash of this or that can change the entire experience Always tell your anesthesia pros about previous experiences with anesthesia & esp if there were problems

@smc429 @goRubenRuben @DRamsey97138754 IMO if a woman’s gonna jump into a fight it’s only fair that her shirt gets ripped off🤪

@goRubenRuben @DRamsey97138754 I'd say "si se puede", but I'm not so sure, Ruben

Michelle Obama wore a grey J. Crew sweater that I loved and when I tried to purchase it, it was sold out. It was right after she wore it. That is how popular she was at the time. Her smile lit up rooms. There was no reason not to love her unless you were a racist prick. She gave to others. She was a great mother and wife, lived at the same address as her husband and never hung out at an underage sex trafficking mansion. Now, it's all about hate. I'd say America is better than this, but I'm not so sure, anymore. I'm heartbroken that a country that was once revered by the rest of the world is nothing more than a heaping pile of racist scum.

@MHPoison1 WTF…..I never heard of actual beastiality until I came aboard this hell hole!! Disgusting 🤮

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How many of ya’ll have a wild “I snuck out of the house” stories from your teenage years? I got some doozies that involve the police🤣😂I’ll share later

@amelia_tweetz I wrote 10 page papers without even knowing what book it was supposed to be about 😂

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al. Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

@BEG_two @Callmee__Vee Being black beautiful and intelligent

@Callmee__Vee What's she guilty of, sport?

Michelle Obama isn’t innocent lol fck her !

@Steeler_girl58 Congratulations Linda!!

Celebrating our 41st wedding anniversary today! 🥳🤩❤️❤️🎊

@turtledumplin Happy Monday Turtle😍😊

Happy Monday you wonderful weirdos. Hope yall are having a fantastic day 🫶🏼

@JDVance @newt50 You do realize the strait was open and Iran was already prohibited to obtain a nuke before Donnie dimwit got 13 service members killed?

Thanks to President Trump's unwavering resolve and the efforts of his entire administration, Iran will never obtain a nuclear weapon and the Strait of Hormuz will be fully reopened. Peace and prosperity for the American people, that's what this deal is all about.

@Nguyen_anime3 Bluesky isn’t nothing more than an echo chamber!! All democrats. You can’t really have a conversation with a Trump supporter

I might get suspended from here.. I don’t give a fuck.. Elon doesn’t respect free speech.. I’m on bluesky

@0ivankaTrump1 @LynnePetersen8 Those 4 choices speaks to your ideals than a true decision!!

If the world had to choose one strong leader during a global crisis, who would be your first choice ? A) Vladimir Putin B) Donald Trump C) Xi Jinping D) Volodymyr Zelenskyy

@JaymetheRN I’m 62 and just went on disability. I have no idea how I’m gonna survive with these prices. I’m squeezing by barely, one surprise cost in any month and it’ll be decision time. Food, rent, medicine, or electric!!

Boomers are rich u know 🫪

@turtledumplin And they blur them!!

I only watch murder documentaries for the crime scene photos.

@QuirkyGrrrl Trump would never pull any form of help for Netanyahu

They are the primary cause of the problems.

@WellsJorda89710 Outright lie!!!

🚨 INSANE: WHITE HOUSE UFC EVENT EXCEEDS SUPER BOWL VIEWERSHIP — 130 MILLION+ WATCHING! 🔥 While the world tuned in for the biggest fight of the year at the White House, something even greater happened… Over 130 MILLION people heard the truth: Jesus is Lord. He is the ONLY way to heaven. No other name, no other path, no other savior. “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.” — John 14:6 The lights were bright, the crowd was massive, but the real victory is souls turning to Christ. Share if you stand with the King of Kings! 🙌✝️🔥 #JesusIsLord #OnlyWayToHeaven #WhiteHouseUFC