Sir Noel Jesus KBE

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE

Sir Noel Jesus KBE

@HisHolyLord

Piss Sensei. Moonraker is the best Bond film. I put metal in the microwave (perfectly safe). Used to wear Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

Pissy, France 加入时间 Temmuz 2017
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Sir Noel Jesus KBE
Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·
I HAVE HAD ZERO COCKS UP MY BOTTOM.
Belts@SaintBelta

@HisHolyLord it’s Elton John’s birthday today, 79. In those 79 years he’s had so much fucking cock up his arsehole he’s blind and he can’t hardly fucking walk. Let that be a lesson to you

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🚨🚨🚨URGENT UPDATE🚨🚨🚨 me luv da punani
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Tweet concept theft ⤵️
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It almost upsets me that I have had the most financially successful year of my life when so many others haven’t even got a fucking pot to piss in. Almost. Cunts.
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