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If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. - Mike McDermott 🖼️ @wizardsmol

@PokerGO @Andrew_Robl @Mister_Keating @senortilt @NickSchulman @BuffaloHanks Is this the one senor tilt goes nuclear?

High Stakes Poker LIVE returns for FOUR DAYS! 💰 $500/$1,000 stakes running March 31-April 3, featuring @Andrew_Robl, @Mister_Keating, and @senortilt. 🚀 Not for the faint of heart. Stream it live on PokerGO.com with @NickSchulman and @BuffaloHanks.

@Cointelegraph 100x? Is that leverage for ants ?

🚨NEW: Binance will launch oil and gas futures on April 1 with up to 100x leverage.

@Butterfinger @WeAreTopRamen wtf is eating this? No way this is real. Videos or it didn’t happen.

Your noodles just got the ultimate upgrade. ⬆️ @butterfinger X @wearetopramen is dropping a NEW collab complete with a peanut buttery glaze and real Butterfinger pieces. Get ready because your taste buds will never be the same 🕺

@JoeyMulinaro what a lunatic 😂

trying to get ur drunk buddy to “take it easy” when you’re completely sober hosting an open house after he just shotgunned a beer and threw something off the deck

@themoviedadsc I flew to Ft. Lauderdale with a 16 month old ~2 weeks ago. TSA line was 5 minutes. They have 5 terminals and a great process flow for flyers. Fly. Don’t drive 14.5 hours. You will be fine.

Legitimately now considering driving 14.5 hours to Ft. Lauderdale this coming weekend vs. flying. Drive is brutal, but my worst nightmare is getting caught in this TSA mess flying with 3 young kids Question to those who've been flying. Is it really that bad right now?

@CaptainCons @BravoTV I’ll be livid. Don’t ruin my reality tv experience with April fools bullshit Andy

If this is the case then I am #done with @BravoTV as a whole

@DefiIgnas do you think AAVE will ever allow NFTs as collateral with this new feature?

Quite cool Aave v4 feature is risk premium: You pay higher borrowing rate if your collateral is riskier (on top of base rate). Safer collateral (wETH, USDC) = cheaper borrow. Riskier collateral = you pay more. In v3 all collateral had flat rate. Basically, if Curve founder wanted to lend $CRV on Aave v4 to borrow stablecoins, he would pay much higher borrowing rate than if collateral was $ETH

@robpizzola I preach this every day in multiple group chats. @MLB THE people need something to gamble on at work. Every day.

15 games on the MLB schedule today. Zero early afternoon starts. How is this still a thing? Give me a 12:30 first pitch every single day of the season. This shouldn't be controversial.

@claudedonze @aave huuuge

aave is launching a fixed rate yield product for @aave app users - 6% fixed yield - no kyc when depositing stables - $2M insured per depositor - aave as the curator launching may 1st

I'm not doing well

@Calm_In_Cense @martymush Marty went to like LI CC. He was friends with Glenny balls.

@martymush Everyone who thinks this is real is retarded.

We're beating the shit out of UConn and people are questioning where I went to school

@JeffNadu He might be Nadu

Yaxel is the best player in the country. Don’t @ me

March Chalkness All you had to do was round robin fave lay every day. That’s it.

Sit the starters at half. It’s over.

@ProV1Smile Grilling beer.

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@BookitWithTrent The world on this ticket today. Same as yesterday.

I ❤️ CHALK MADNESS $2750 to win $2000 DONT CARE IF YOU THINK SHITS CAKE. RIDE OR DIE W THE CHALK.

@DoubleVodkaDon @PicksCentral @stoolgambling Good luck DVD. I’m on Vols here.

Michigan -7.5 UConn +5.5 Tournament coming to an end. 5 more games left. Can’t win em all if we don’t win the first 2. Why not us? @PicksCentral @stoolgambling

I have not seen any Vols tickets on my timeline. All wolverines. All Michigan love. Welp you know what that means. Vols on the court. Can’t lose. 🔒

entire pregame desk picking Michigan. What could possibly go wrong?

@KookCapitalLLC Bottoms almost in.

no one follows crypto anymore no one posts about crypto even former crypto accounts mostly post about the war and the stock market what does that tell you?????