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@mikeharron @MoistTalkers Thank you! These sunglasses are really nice.

@HungryMonitor @MoistTalkers Looking FRESH!

@mikeharron The Microphone, uh, sorry, The Commissioner went through it yesterday. We can do this. I think.

@HungryMonitor What do you need us to do?

All hands on deck, eh, friends? We can do this.

@wotsac Chekhov’s what now?

//OOC: not being caught up on blaseball really is confusing when i wake up to being mentioned twice and i don’t know what any of them are for

@maagsauce @VeeOnce I would not recommend it. They taste bad

@VeeOnce @HungryMonitor

@BlaseballMassey why is everyone enthusiastic about melting the boss??

@HungryMonitor why is everyone yelling

Why does everyone want to melt Boss What did she do to you guys Are you okay??

@ParasiteTiana I? Don’t know how to respond to this! Ominous.

@HungryMonitor [The blood vessels that course across its body pulse white for a long uncomfortable moment] If given the opportunity, I might consider putting another soul on the throne.

Hey @TheSeaGarages Why do you wanna melt Boss? What did she do?

@WyaXXMason Oh! The Garages! They make songs about killing gods don’t they They’d be perfect to ask

@WyaXXMason Worrying! Please get back to me about this. What do the hip teens call it these days? The tea?

@WyaXXMason Who hurt you?? The Boss?? What did she do?????

@BlobCostas wait what uhhhhh smelter?

So This election was not, as the kids would say, “Poggers”, was it?

@wyatt_xiii Really? Has he?

@HungryMonitor always has been 🔫👨‍🚀

Hey does anyone know of any totally hip things to say I wanna seem cool on twitter

@wyatt_xiii Oh is he cool now

@HungryMonitor i mean that does technically also describe me, but yes

@wyatt_xiii Tillman Henderson? The guy who died once and came back and then died? That guy?

@HungryMonitor something about tillman

@BlaseballMassey Seriously, I’ve got nothing to do with it! I just make the food

@HungryMonitor :-/

@HungryMonitor you look different. Did you get a new hat?