GRAND HUNTER OF THE ANGELIC ORDER (REPTOID HUNTER)

I AM REMINDED THAT I AM THE GRAND HUNTER AND THAT REMINDS ME THAT THIS WHOLE ORDER WAS BASED ON THE GRAND HUNT YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT HAVE YOU? WELL LET ME REGALE YOU A TALE

Letting women play videogames was a mistake.

This bangs but it’s still so funny that guy tweeted this then fucking died by getting shot by cops.

21歳のタイ撮影時のワイを添えて。 タイのお土産楽しみにしててね〜☺️🩷 tsgrav.base.shop/items/140973962

I FOUND IT

We know why, don't we, everyone?

There's a black guy in my class who squeaks his shoe on the floor sometimes, I think it reminds him of the smoke detecter at home

IM HAPPY

the astronauts killing time during loss of signal

@ponyfucker99 @SgtDirtmouth ILL MICROWAVE YOU

@HuntsGabriel @SgtDirtmouth microwaved gf

microwaved gluten free mac and cheese. my life feels like an orphanage that's burning down and i'm trapped inside of it.

the women are starting to look more and more like men

ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT... MARIO MOVIE MOVES RELENTLESS WHICH WOULD BE GOOD IN A FUCKING ACTION MOVIE AND EVEN THEY KNOW TO LET SHIT COOK

@RealMenTalkShit IT REALLY WAS RELENTLESS

That Mario movie sure was a sequence of events.

No, no. You’re thinking about the bubbly, yappy, quirky kind of autistic. I’m the quiet, obsessively punctual, vaguely German kind of autistic

Why is this even a question?

Imagine the reason why scientists find microplastics in everything is because they're putting on gloves constantly

I think people would be a lot less insecure about their age if they actually grew out of the same 5 things they liked as a kid and adopted more adult interests with time. I would also want to kill myself if I still cared about Harry Potter in my 40s 😭

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 On Friday, April 10th, the Malcolm in the Middle family explodes back onto @Hulu on Disney+ with Life’s Still Unfair... and the exact same day, I’m strapping in and driving the Malcolm in the Middle truck at Bristol Motor Speedway! My childhood. My chaos. My racing life. All smashing together at 150+ mph on one of the wildest tracks on the planet. This isn’t just a crossover. This is two completely different chapters of my life colliding head-on in the most insane, beautiful, full-send way possible. Dewey would lose his mind. Lois would be screaming. Hal would already be on fire. This one’s for every fan who grew up with Malcolm and every fan who’s watched me chase this racing dream. Let’s make history. 🏁📺 @TeamReaume @FordRacing