I made way too much Pimento Cheese spread, so I’ll be giving away one (1) free pimento cheese sandwich to everyone who retweet’s this
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Mick Golden
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Mick Golden
@ISugg
Bud/Buddy. Dive bars. Home improvement projects. Shasta Creme Soda. Abundance of misplaced confidence. Real person. Not Actor. Spicy takes are my own.
加入时间 Temmuz 2012
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I’m a big Zammoth guy
x - Utah Mammoth@utahmammoth
Talk about an entrance. The Zammoth is ready to take the ice tonight.
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'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon buff.ly/qcPH41F
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Either you’re taking a 2 hour lunch with me or I can only assume you’re taking a 2 hour lunch against me
Paul Perry III, KBE@PA_P3RRY
The term "whiteboy" isn't owned it's rented. And rent is due everyday.
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Definitely;
Rat
Cat
Goose
Med Dog
Eagle
Large Dog
Cobra
Maybe;
Kangaroo
Wolf
Crocodile
Chimpanzee
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns
Can't decide which is crazier - the guy who thinks he could beat a grizzly bear, or the guy who thinks he'd lose a fight to a rat.
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When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs
FOX 5 DC@fox5dc
A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…
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I’ve watched this a dozen times. I love it.
dinosaur@dinosaurs1969
in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this
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Real bummer about Chuck Norris, but this could be one of the best meme days in Twitter history.
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Daylights Savings is the best day of the year. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
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My coworkers have way too little discretion in their out-of-office emails.
“I’ll be out the rest of the day for an endocrinologist appointment who’s doing labs on my pituitary glands as well as some blood work”.
Kk. Cool. Coulda just left it at “out of office”.
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“My boy over there thinks you’re cute”
My boy:
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There are people who hate clutter and there are people who love to make little piles everywhere that they will get to later and these people marry each other.
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This is the funniest video I've seen in such a long time. I've been laughing for like an hour.
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