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“2026 is gonna be my year” Me in March:

fuck shoot me i’m folding

gun to your head name the last time you felt understood and fully accepted

i can’t be a real human bro there’s no way

OWEN CAISSIE WALKS IT OFF DOWN TO THE LAST OUT! MARLINS WIN AN ELECTRIC ONE IN THE FIRST GAME WITH THE TEAL UNIFORMS

As much as i wanted it to be u, u really showed me how much u didn't want it to be me

love women who love you, and don’t convince any women who don’t love you to love you.

The sexual tension between me and disappearing forever

birds leave whenever they want

i actually genuinely fell off hard as fuck

they’re exactly where they wanna be 🫠

truly only got yourself 🤧

HASHTAG ALLFRIES

this card is raking

1440p here we come

Mike Trout through his first 8 PAs: .800 AVG 2 HR 4 H 2 RBI 3 BB 2.875 OPS