Jake🗽

a girl at the bar came up to me to say "you're really handsome.......... that's all I got" & after she left a nearby girl said " wondering, did that work?"

What's the slightest reason that make you lose interest in dating that person

In Poland, turning 19 comes with an assessment to determine if you’re eligible for serve.

Vaping weed just does not hit the same as actual flower.

Y'all be heavy on everything but morals and common sense

When someone walks by you and smelling like weed😅

Stoner survival tip: If u hear some weird shit in ur house at 3AM, hit the blunt n say "if y'all ghosts got time to haunt me, y'all got time to cover this rent." Funny enough... the house gets real quiet after that.

When he killing you from the back & you waiting on him to buss

the devil sent his worst demon & i sent that mf back crying

This kid is killing it guy see the lyrics

My gurl just told me that I look like an Indian weed🤦 Yo who else have seen an Indian weed?... cuz I'm lost here

Sometimes that one "hey" ends up costing you two years of peace. Just ignore it..

This is what I hear when the kids say “you the birthday” 🤣🤣🤣

a girl at the bar came up to me to say "you're really handsome.......... that's all I got" & after she left a nearby girl said " wondering, did that work?"

I Google everything I don’t know or understand. Words, phrases, scriptures, lyrics, news articles. There’s no shame in educating yourself.

Nothing more convincing than stoners claiming weed isn’t addictive while having a complete emotional breakdown after few hours sober😂

Which role would you pick to play in a movie: 1: smoking weed role 2: sex role 3: A normal role

when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you……..

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because why am I pacing around the kitchen explaining my side of a situation that doesn’t exist.

Guess the weight on the scales ⚖️👀

this summer if you forgot yo money at home we goin back to get it foh