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i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up.

@InternetH0F should i do it again? 🤔

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@kxthella @christiantoleds 🥺🥰🫶

for #thanksgiving im grateful for my car's backup camera since that's like the only thing backing me up these days 🥲

@successfvl the moment i've been waiting for 🥹👻

It’s Filipino-American History Month don’t forget to wash your hair with Mang Tomas #FAHM

i thought this was a thing they did only in spongebob what the fuck

appreciation tweet for my parents who wanted to be the first ones to say happy birthday to me right at midnight 🫶

@successfvl "simply" 😌

pov: you just watched spider-man: no way home #SpiderMan

Me and @christiantoleds would never. 🤦‍♂️🍟

@_katmad lmaooo i was gonna be player 069 too

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

when my dad's 25 year old car starts shaking and wobbling at 60 mph, he calls her "dancing queen" 💀💀

the mosquito on the floor after i just smacked the dogshit out of it

@gieezyicee IM V CONFUSED, BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING 🤷‍♂️

@LiquorNmusic @DudespostingWs pretty sure this twitter account makes more off people that are like me

@Jevholution @DudespostingWs Got 25k for a prank and crying about credit on the bird app

@rvl_ph @DudespostingWs 😂😂

@DudespostingWs @Jevholution