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Jon Conley

@Jonathan_Conley

Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'

Seattle, WA 加入时间 Temmuz 2008
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
Unfixable.
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@Alt_Azn Derek Chauvin should've been given a medal and $1M/yr for life for all of the shit he's been through.
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AltAzn@Alt_Azn·
Asian guy gets 5 years in prison and literally never touched George Floyd. Black guy gets a suspended sentence for murdering an Asian grandpa. Somali immigrant gets one year for defrauding $250 mil from the taxpayers. I thought the system was biased?
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MintyHawk
MintyHawk@minty_hawk·
A Washington State Senator runs a consulting firm. The legislature created a program at the Department of Commerce. Her firm got the contract to run it. She now controls Commerce’s budget. /1
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S.A. Dupres
S.A. Dupres@Susan_Dupres·
Washington State Operator, operator Give me number nine Sorry, sorry ... Lincoln's on the line Lincoln, Lincoln I've been thinkin' What in the world have you been drinkin'? Is it whiskey? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh ... it's turpentine! March 21, 2026 "Drunk as a Skunk" WA Rep. Joe Fitzgibbon, LD-34 (D-Kirkland). Did you know that Joe Fitzgibbon lived in China for a while??
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@minty_hawk @NoelFrame Day Drunk Joe Fitzgibbon works for "Green" NGOs in Seattle; his wife works as a lobbyist for these interest groups; Day Drunk Joe Fitzgibbon is a doubling-dipping, corrupt piece of shit.
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MintyHawk
MintyHawk@minty_hawk·
Two independent conflicts. A firm-to-agency pipeline built over a decade. A $500K-$750K spousal dependency on a company she regulates. Zero recusals. This is the fifth in a nonpartisan series: Berry (D), Fitzgibbon (D), Pedersen (D), MacEwen (R), Frame (D). Same APIs. Same questions. We will update this thread when Commerce responds. Verify it yourself: F1: data.wa.gov/resource/ehbc-… Lobbyists: data.wa.gov/resource/xhn7-… HB 1724: app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?Bi… /fin
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The Center Square Washington
Rep. Joe Fitzgibbon says Washington’s new income tax is part of a broader effort to reform the state’s tax system. He argues the changes aim to lower costs for families and reduce burdens on small businesses.
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James Gunn@JamesGunn·
Supergirl will call you back tomorrow. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
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Jon Conley
Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
>When they say "Saran Wrap"
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@WeaponOutfitter @LillianneMoo WMAF Representative, here. Can verify. Certain Asian countries - especially Japan - produce quality people; many of whom I would gladly trade for some of the Problem Boys we have in America. If only Japan had legalized civilian firearm ownership, I would relocate to Hokkaido.
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WeaponOutfitters.com@WeaponOutfitter·
The perfect embodiment of the US-Japan cultural alliance and exchange
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Bro Team Pill
Bro Team Pill@BroTeamPills·
@jifferey the ones that read your donation messages like? What would the ideal system be like?
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Bro Team Pill@BroTeamPills·
As a streamer, what's the part of your streaming software or alerts/donation systems that bothers you the most? Thinking of making a streaming program/donations service without all the bloat of Streamlabs
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Jon Conley
Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh It's mostly that you don't know what else goes into bagged and frozen eggs. The freshly cracked and fried disc egg is obviously far superior. Reject Goyslop. Embrace Fresh Egg! I'd rather return to things taking an extra few minutes and being better, but I know why they don't.
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@Jonathan_Conley @GamesNosh So if you scramble a bunch of eggs and put them in a container, and use them later they somehow become worse? I could be wrong on the biscuit thing, but the volume of sandwiches couldn't support it. They used to do it weekends only but went over to frozen after I started.
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I finally know what freedom tastes like. Though I did notice the UK version does the egg differently. In the US it's this scrambled and folded thing whereas ours is the classic fried egg x.com/Jonathan_Conle…
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@GamesNosh The Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle is peak American FatBrain™ Engineering. Perhaps our greatest breakfast sandwich as a species. I'm glad you were able to experience a taste of freedom. Just don't become like Singapore, where pork is not served to appease Muslims.

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Jon Conley
Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh Bagged eggs are an abomination! Many locations make scratch biscuits. I'm not sure of the franchising options and requirements for that (and policies change over time), but the guy I linked to does at his location. I typically just make copycat versions at home, anyway.
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