Laz Locks

Jordan Walker has finally arrived

@TigerOnTilt Sounds like a @MikeLob80085 blackout

@LazLocks 3 beers and a shot of bourbon cmon man

God forbid a guy has a few drinks before dinner. Getting chirped by the fellas like I can’t handle my booze. Unreal.

@LustbustOconnor Thrones Season 8 was such a travesty. Felt like they were deliberately filming a parody of the show

Bored in class so heres my list of the top 20 worst things of all time in no specific order: -Holocaust -Hitting legs -GOT season 8 -Cock and ball torture -The Luka trade -Hood prom -Jeffery Dahmer/Epstein -Gwen Stacy dying in TASM2 -Greening out -Dealer 21 -Ebola

@DivotDiplomat This will be a funny thing to look back at after the Sir Wetherby and LazLocks tag team main events Wrestlemania 57 to defend our 7th titles

Bucket List Things I (Most Likely) Will Never Experience - Flying in the back seat of a fighter jet - Making an entrance at Wrestlemania - Dogpiling with my best friends after winning the World Series - Marking my ball at tap in range to win a green jacket - Running out of the tunnel to the War Chant at a 7pm game - Listening to the national anthem as they put a gold medal around my neck at the Olympics

@MikeLob80085 @JohnDavis1472 Absolutely

@JohnDavis1472 Yes next question

Do people shit at bars? Like deadass question #inquiry #elonmusk

Poor @HaroldMuckton was just trying to soak in some good ball. Have some sympathy.

It’s not often you get some midweek baseball of this caliber like Columbia-Brown. @WheelsYT you should be all over this

@bigJannis01 Forgot about that. Great shout

@LazLocks Tommy Courtney going with Zach Bryan before he was a thing in ‘21. He played small ball the honorable way.

Open discussion: who had some of the best walk up songs in the Ivy? Personal vote would be Carson Ozmer

@SungjaeBurner Cole Fellows threw up stinkers every year too

@LazLocks Inverse: Dillehay’s 2024 might be the worst

@DivotDiplomat @her_cram Appreciate the shout🤝

@her_cram @LazLocks is not on this list but he could be. Too good of a player though

Top 5 Ivy League Vibe Guys (Ballplayers) You May Have Never Heard Of: 1. Uday Narottam 2. Kevin Blowers 3. James House 4. Tommy Delaney 5. Pat Wade HM. Not a single guy from fucking Yale

I’m fully confident Nikola Vucevic couldn’t guard me

@LeightonPennys Beck Milner honorable mention

@LazLocks No yale representatives?

My top 5 favorite Ivy Leaguers I played against: 1. Kyle Vinci (great conversation at 1b, highly respect the hr or die approach) 2. George Cooper (guy was electric, don’t care) 3. Connor Chavez (need I say more) 4. Santhoth Gottam (once again, need I say more) 5. Alex Gabauer

@TigerOnTilt Truman in the ‘25 playoffs is the greatest player of all time

Now my biased “Columbia Killers” pitchers list: 1. Jacob Faulkner (don’t wanna talk about it) 2. Cole Zaffiro ‘24 (untouchable when locked in) 3. Chris Clark ‘23 (best stuff we ever saw) 4. Colton Shaw (better than JO.) 5. Tom Chimielewski ‘23 (best non-Lion lefty of my time)

@PontoonDavis It was a tough list to make. There were a handful in consideration - lot of respect for the Big Red

@LazLocks Disappointed to not see any Big Red representation. Lots of stand-up guys and I have a hard time believing you didn’t enjoy all the meatballs we threw you.

@TigerOnTilt If only this was a burner

@LazLocks Need an inverse of this list too. I’m intrigued.

@DivotDiplomat @MikeLob80085 @RobertPusey7 I’ve been in this club too long

@MikeLob80085 @LazLocks @RobertPusey7 I should call one and go home