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🍊🐅 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇩🇴🐎 Living life 86 👀

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MAC The Goated
MAC The Goated@MAC_Goated·
Groove with the great!
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Atlas
Atlas@AtlasRPNav·
@ProofofMaro It always blows my mind the Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing and the iPhone than to the builders of the pyramids.
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maro
maro@ProofofMaro·
Ancient Egypt is so ancient that they had their own archaeologists studying ancient Egypt.
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Lo@LoLoByke·
Yall know how we’ve been saying gas has been running out faster? Well we were right. The government issued a waiver allowing companies to use more ethanol in the gas (15% vs the norm 10%). So we’re actually paying more money for less mileage and quality 😭. Talk about a scam
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Joel Franco
Joel Franco@OfficialJoelF·
Gas on 41 St in Miami Beach
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CallUnc
CallUnc@Callunc·
When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
Message received Mr President. Stocks sold.
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Oddland66 🇺🇸
Oddland66 🇺🇸@Oddland66·
Watch as Gene Simmons calls America the promised land and says he's never had a bad day in his life since moving to America. @genesimmons It's a beautiful and moving interview. His love for his Mother and our great land, America, is immense. ❤️🇺🇸
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Spectre
Spectre@SpectreDaygame·
If you really want to make a girl go away by text only without even saying anything offensive then all you need to do is send her this emoji here: 👍 I don't know what exactly it is. My suspicion is that it's trauma from Teams. But girls will interpret it as "fuck off, b*tch".
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OddsJam Baseball
OddsJam Baseball@OddsJamBaseball·
All you had to do was place a $5 parlay on 6 of yesterday's Home Runs to be a millionaire: Maikel Garcia (+775) Cole Young (+750) Ian Happ (+750) Dalton Rushing (+625) Jake Meyers (+600) TJ Rumfield (+525) Total payout: $1,002,610.
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Sarah
Sarah@kokeshimum·
In 1991 35% of 16-24 year olds had a mortgage and bought their own home. Today it’s 1%. And absolutely nothing is being done to fix this.
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Hoodville
Hoodville@Hoodville_·
Bro left his wallet at home 💀
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