Mike luers

@maicasyaa What’s worse for you, noodles or the spices?

Hey, do you like extra spicy noodles?

@OneBadDude_ Shrimp

Going out to eat was a special occasion

@sarahmcdonald60 Milk

Cocktail ? my round what you drinking

@NoContextHumans Yes , For females

Should leg kicks be allowed in a street fight?🤔🦵

@DisrespectedThe Cheap labor

Rest in peace Jose!

@PattyMurray The average democrat is the problem

The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.

I think the message to people is clear. I wouldn't trust the staff of this restaurant to serve me, given their hateful stance"

@Fulya51371782 Who took that photo?

My boyfriend says I am ugly. Do you think so too?

@Mlu__N2 Your house was built quicker than cutting that wheel

That cheese wheel cost as much as my house. The last time I saw this cheese wheel was in tom and Jerry.

@UsingLyft And the fashion shows

All these niggas are gay

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@MattH_4America Is that so

Dear innocent people of Iran, Most Americans did not want a war with you Signed, Your average American

@portraitofwomen Big time

Who agrees?

@FearedBuck Disney strikes out again

ABC filmed an entire season of The Bachelorette before canceling it days before its premiere after TMZ released a video showing lead Taylor Frankie Paul throwing chairs at her ex-boyfriend

@SenatorDurbin Proof ?

Someone is dying in ICE custody every week, if not more frequently. This is a crisis.

@milk_speech Mommy

Slightly overweight girls are the best

@GarbageHuman24 Frontier Airlines newest crew

What horror movie is this scene from?

@Mericamemed Run for the hills

This ones on the house

@savlovexo Big

One word for my ass

Same but different