Michael T Riddler

Absolutely gutless!

@80s_Kidz Pinching the pick n mix. Why did they keep it by the door? Absolute madness.

What's the first thing you think of when you remember Woolworths

@Giniesta10 Wheys Keys Louise is a sports journalist in much the same way as Joey Essex is a prominent expert in astro physics.

Louise Taylor is is not a serious journalists, She asked Eddie Howe if the war in the middle east will affect the transfer budget & infrastructure investment 🤣 #nufc

Uproar about changing the images on banknotes from people who only ever use them to snort coke.

Love Labour’s Lost

"Britain is broken!" yell the men who are trying to break it

Thatcher is trending. Never forget she is the womanwho called Osama bin Laden a freedom fighter, Nelson Mandela a terrorist, General Pinochet a friend. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.

The Weekend At Bernie's reboot looks a bit shit.

@micknufc Bailed him out with taxpayers' money no less.

@MTRiddler That's my fear also, the house of cards would tumble for all of them if he gets done. It's wrong though coz little Queenie was fully aware when she bailed him out.

Oof, let this be the start of the collapse of the whole sorry lot of establishment freaks and perverts

Happy birthday to the nonce formally known as Prince.

@micknufc It's been particularly bad this season. It's the simple stuff they get wrong. You wonder if they really are that bad or whether there's something else at play. And don't even get me started on the general fitness of linesmen, or more appropriatey lack of.

@MTRiddler Always been poor Michael but I've never known in nearly 50 years going that you spend nearly every post match talking about officials more than the game itself.

Has there been any statement released on the officials from last night yet? There needs to be an enquiry as that was beyond just simple mistakes, it was down right corruption and it's nearly every game we play in now.

Neville & Brenda. #ValentinesDay

@ChronicleNUFC Aye reet.

NUFC have held initial talks over signing Adam Wharton, according to one report this morning chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@yousef_ki1 .

If you see this video, put a dot to break the algorithm.

Bored of peace

Blue Monday, what a load of old tosh. Like every other Monday isn't as equally depressing. Just some made-up PR shit designed to flog more holidays.

"Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” Kurt Vonnegut.

@OfficielKaybaye Could try Lewis Miley there. He's played in every other position 🤣

New keeper is an absolute must still isn’t it?