Spyder Sickson, Memetic Investigator 🕷⚅

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@BrianCopium There goes a legend.

I decided that I might want to see my tweets again in the future (idk why) so I’ll keep the account up. Take care fellas.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Nobody ever calls me the hard G. Its part of the fun of adapting a pet name from childhood then retroactively changing all of your legal documents to correspond.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I can appreciate the George truth arc

Scientists in Thailand discovered a rare spider that is half male and half female. The newly identified species showed a rare condition called bilateral gynandromorphism, with one side of its body displaying male traits and the other female.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Peeling away my layers like an onion. A lot of tears but they're all artificially induced by syn-propanethial-S-oxide.

In the world wide web of lies, there's a fine line between business & pleasure. Building assumptions of social connections then badgering mutuals for them is a fast way to lose friends. If they don't approach you about it, chances are its not the conversation they're looking for.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I've got more excuses than I have reasons to use them.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You excavate too many excuses

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Time management has been a constant enemy of mine. I kind of treated my life with the candor of an immortal. Its a little late now to perfect proper planning.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You need to find responsible balance lil nigga

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE That's probably the only enjoyable part of the whole ordeal actually. If I didn't have my micro-doses of substances and screen hits of dopamine I wouldn't have half as much fun as I do shitposting and ignoring my responsibilities.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Smooking nigports and shit posting didn't pan out

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Ironically I have a degree in this...probably should have chosen a field I'm better at. 😅😅😅😅

@_sicksicksicks_ @MaimDestroyKill @AMAZlNGNATURE You need a positive pr campaign.. Not the AIDS kind

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Spiders are precious, not pests.

@_sicksicksicks_ @MaimDestroyKill @AMAZlNGNATURE Awww, look at him,he's super sweet You leave him alone

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE 2spoopy?

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I probably know this dude/tte.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE No

In the world wide web of lies, the hunger for truth can overwhelm! Thirst for evidence in the pit of a dry well may induce lethargy. Patience is key for eventually the truth will be unveiled. Lies slow roasted away by fire, marinated & served. A meal requires careful preparation!

ネコハエトリ ♂ Carrhotus xanthogramma ハエトリグモの行動で犬猫のような小動物感がありますよね 動きがめちゃ可愛い

@DamasterCarabus I love this one because his body is so tiny and his head is so big. I can relate to the pheno.

脚の開きが孔雀みたいだね

@2tgBl This could have been me but everyone's just playing games out here.

@HAETORIK Those big ol' eyeballs scanning the area to make sure everything passed the safety inspection! You can see their little brains ticking as they breathe for a sec and process new territory. So observant!

@MaimDestroyKill Their peeping looks are really popular, aren't they.

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