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@mjfree I have champagne and fireworks ready. Anyone else?

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So, if I got that right, here's the narrative: - A US F-15E fighter jet got shot down over Iran, despite Trump saying 2 days beforehand in his nationwide address that Iran has "no anti-aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated." (apnews.com/article/donald…) - The plane's weapons systems officer - a "highly respected Colonel," according to Trump - ejected from the plane and got "seriously wounded" (still according to Trump: @realDonaldTrump/116351956955900185" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…) - He still managed to "hike up a 7,000-foot [2.1km] mountain ridgeline and hide in a crevice" in the Zagros Mountains, despite his wounds (time.com/article/2026/0…) - U.S. MQ-9 Reaper drones started killing all "Iranian military-aged males believed to be a threat who got within three kilometers of [the American's location]" (x.com/ByChrisGordon/…) - To retrieve him the U.S. managed to seize an "abandoned airport," 200 miles deep inside Iran, near Isfahan (bbc.com/news/articles/…), which happens to be where Iran's largest atomic scientific center is located (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isfahan_N…) - They landed two MC-130 military transport planes in that airport (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…) in an operation involving "hundreds of special forces troops and military personnel" (time.com/article/2026/0…) - Both MC-130 planes got "stuck in the sand" and the U.S. destroyed them themselves "to prevent them from falling into Iranian hands" (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…) - They deployed "three new aircraft to extract all the U.S. personnel" on the ground (theaviationist.com/2026/04/05/u-s…) - There are videos circulating online of "heavy clashes" with presumably Iranian missiles raining down in Kohgiluyeh County, in the Zagros Mountains during that night (x.com/Afshin_Ismaeli…) - Iran sent pictures of the aftermath at the "abandoned airport" and it's a sight of utter destruction, with US plane and MH-6 helicopter parts scattered all over the ground, still smoking (turkiyetoday.com/region/wreckag…). Iran claims they are the ones who in fact destroyed all the aircraft. - Meanwhile a second U.S. plane, an A-10 Warthog, also crashed on Friday near the Strait of Hormuz according to two U.S. officials speaking to the NYT (#47863db0-d61e-51bf-b7e1-6c4a9dc988e7" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nytimes.com/live/2026/04/0…). In that instance too the lone pilot was apparently "safely rescued." - In all this, after the multiple planes and helicopters destroyed or shot down, the documented heavy clashes, the "hundreds of special forces troops and military personnel" operating deep inside Iran, not a single US soldier was reported killed "or even wounded" (according to Trump: @realDonaldTrump/116350133044957842" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…). - And the 'highly respected Colonel' this was all for? No name. No photo. No interview. Nobody has spoken to him nor knows who he is. So to sum up: anti-aircraft equipment that supposedly didn't exist shot down an F-15 (and, apparently, an A-10 Warthog the same day). A seriously wounded man climbed a 2.1km mountain. The US seized an airfield 200 miles inside a country it's at war with, next to one of its most strategic nuclear sites, and deployed hundreds of troops all apparently unimpeded. Lost two planes to "sand" and destroyed their own helicopters. Videos show heavy clashes, missiles raining down - but not a single person got "even wounded". And the man at the center of it all? Nobody knows who he is, completely anonymous, zero pictures, but Trump says he is "SAFE and SOUND." And so is the rescued A-10 Warthog pilot, who also remains anonymous. Trump concludes this all proves the US has "achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies" (@realDonaldTrump/116350133044957842" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…), despite the whole episode only happening because Iran shot his planes out of the sky. Basically, the only thing that's "overwhelming" here is the audacity of the storytelling...

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France’s central bank sold 129 tonnes of French gold stored in New York, bought equivalent gold in Europe that meets current standards, and recorded a €12.8bn gain due to higher gold prices. All French gold reserves are now held in Paris.

@TrumpWarRoom Stop fucking kids!

@Daddy_waKhanya @AJENews ofcourse you dont understand anything. Negir

@ManTracker73 @AJENews I dont even know what that is, so it does not matter. Guess it matter most to you cos you understand it. It hurts you most. Cheers to you Ukrainian Jew.

Fire breaks out in an apartment building in Novorossiysk city during a wave of 148 drone attacks, according to the Russian military. Russian authorities said the drones came from Ukraine and were intercepted by air defences on Sunday.

@Daddy_waKhanya @AJENews I am happy facts bother you.

Kherson. Its streets have long been turned into a shooting range by russians. 📽 This is what a “human safari” looks like up close. Every day, russian FPV drones hunt innocent civilians—then the perpetrators brag about it on their channels. This is what russians are.

📺 RUSSIAN NAVY CAPTAIN PREDICTS CATASTROPHIC DEFEAT Russian Captain 3rd Rank Maksim Klimov caused a shockwave during a live broadcast by stating that in the event of a conflict, Russia would lose to Europe and face a political catastrophe. He claimed that the Russian army already lags behind Poland in every parameter and is incapable of even putting up a fight. Furthermore, he stated that Russia's nuclear forces are not combat-ready and that the leadership is plagued by systemic lies. The host was visibly stunned by Klimov’s blunt assessment. During the segment, the presenter even began hinting at potential criminal prosecution for "discrediting the army." Klimov’s statements expose the deep-seated rot and lack of confidence within the Russian military ranks, contradicting the Kremlin's official propaganda of invincibility.

@Daddy_waKhanya @AJENews shoot up gunga ding

@ManTracker73 @AJENews Someone is well if they believe you?

🚨 NO, this is not a joke A Christian pastor, during Easter at the White House, says that God created Trump to kill Iranian Muslims for the good of the people of Israel...

Imagine if this guy had become president?

The Russian government has made police stop people and check their phones to see if they’ve got any banned apps installed, including VPNs. Russians are shocked that they apparently have zero privacy, filming it all so they can complain later… to whom exactly? The same state doing it? Or maybe Putin directly 😂 📍Rostov region, Russia

🚨Tucker Carlson: “This is the end of something. You’re watching the end of the global American empire. The unipolar world is over. Something once great has become unrecognizable.” Tucker Carlson. Who has been one of Trump’s most loyal defenders? Just said the American empire is over. On camera.

@sangita88x Ukraine

@AJENews Who provide drone to ukraine?

🚨 Pakistan’s proposed two-phase deal: an immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, followed by a 15–20 day push toward a final “Islamabad Accord” that could see Iran limit its nuclear program in exchange for sanctions relief, release of frozen assets, and a broader regional security framework. Source: Reuters

The US doesn't have allies anymore because they DO NOT trust Trump‼️