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Did you hear about the chimpanzee civil war? That shit's bananas

@JezCorden New Game + your achievements so they reset to get again.

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@rawsalerts Jesus. Not now, Niño.

🚨#BREAKING: Numerous of meteorologists in the United States are warning that a super El Niño is currently developing raising serious concerns about extreme global weather impacts

@TheKevinDalton They should make the whole building out of the walls next time.

Holy crap! Here is the aftermath of that 1.2 million square foot paper products warehouse in Ontario that was set on fire by a disgruntled employee. Toilet paper is going to cost more than gas in Gavin Newsom‘s California.

@ughfinewhatever Anytime the name "Warren" comes up, I say "my name's not fucking Warren" and nobody gets it

you couldn’t make empire records today because retail is too understaffed to set an ensemble cast in a brick and mortar store

@Xbox Can we get an option to "new game +" our achievements so that we can get them again?

Your achievements are getting an update: ✨New animations and icons 🤫Hide games from your Achievement list 💯Highlight your 100% completed games Starting with Xbox Insiders today and rolling out to everyone over time. Check out the full details 👇 xbx.lv/41VWOuC

@Playerinthgame I mean, in essence you're correct. But almonds take something like 1900 gallons of water per pound. I'm sure some discussion can be had around that, no?

If you think datacenters are useful wait till you find out about food

@ScottGustin @JBFlint @benfritz Oh good. I was hoping for more competition in the job market. I'm nearly up to 800 applications.

NEW: Disney is reportedly planning to cut up to 1,000 positions in the coming weeks, with many of the cuts in the recently consolidated marketing division as part of a cost-cutting effort code-named “Project Imagine," according to @JBFlint and @benfritz. wsj.com/business/media…

@KillaKreww That's not cheating, though...

Actress & comedian Nikki Glaser reveals that she lets her husband Chris Convy CHEAT on her with other women because it turns her on 😳👀 “I want my boyfriend to f— other women because I like women so much.”

⚠️ Woah! This is huge! I just read that Anthropic Mythos scored an 85.3% on it's Geography test, a 9.0 on Balance Beam and a 4 out of 5 on Tiny Desk Concert! The world will never be the same!

When we gonna have a serious convo about them not bein his kids?

@lynk0x Who has a picture of their keys?

Look closely, you’ll know why it’s $10K.

@whotfisjovana Unplugged is possibly the best album of a generation.

Nirvana don’t have one bad song btw

@GaryMarcus I understand all this, but...like...do you think humans don't make shit up all the time, too? They're just like us.

This ML Prof told me that the hallucination rate for frontier reasoning LLMs is “next to nil” And then gave me data, only after I pushed him, showing a best-case rate of 4.6% (which of course is benchmark specific). 4.6% is not “next to nil”. Imagine if your accountant hallucinated 4.6% of the time. Or worse, your pilot.

@GermanStrands Baldur's Gate 3!

There aren’t many games that unlock an entirely new playable character after 60+ hours.

@judeinlondon Across from what?

The crucifix isn’t a cross so jot that down for starters

@dom_lucre There IS a surefire way to not fall off, you know

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This Christian man attempting to reenact Jesus crucifixion fell off his cross that was erected as high as the power lines in Nigeria.

@samueladamshall I'm so happy this came back into my life. I really needed it.

Happy Easter gay people

@TiffanyFong Clearly someone has never been to Salem, OR

los angeles is the worst city in america

@ecareyo The layers of internet in this tweet