Ms. P.'s Reali-tea

I read quality literature and watch trashy television.

Could Queen Elizabeth have been miserable because her cousband Prince Philip was living with his mistress of 30 years while she was left to pay £12M settlement because her son was a pedophile?

The Love Boat made Saturday nights feel like you were going somewhere without leaving your living room. I swear half the fun was seeing who popped up on that ship. What do you remember most about it?

@AnnaHan222 @ShakeLS You just made that whole thing up. 🤡🤡🤡

Prince Philip and Penny Romsey were living like a married couple at Wood Farm for over 20 years, Charles was neglecting his sons nonstop for years after Diana's death, and Prince Andrew was bringing the biggest pedophile on earth at palaces along with trafficking victims but hey the Queen's biggest worry was Harry marrying Meghan. I mean. The fact all the RRs are coming out telling people that the Queen and almost every senior member in that cruel cruel family didn't want Meghan just proves that they didn't really welcome her with open arms? I mean. They come out exactly as Diana called them a cruel mean family who treated an outsider horribly.

I've never sen anything more accurate

@nonamebjuty @esteco2 @__sorrry I have been saying this all along.

@esteco2 @__sorrry Kyle is actually what she accused LVP of being

There it is. The text. Kyle was NEVER going to like Dorit again after that reunion. We all knew it. Glad she finally admitted it #RHOBH

90s so accurate 🤣

@kminogues The audacity of them leaving us when we still need them so much. 😭😭😭

two legendary artists who have no business being dead ugh

Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existió una serie llamada Dinastía, donde la doméstica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.

#RHOA #RHOAtrailer 🥱🥱🥱

@MrsPoundberry @Momrocks50 Liar. x.com/playgames9999/…

@Momrocks50 Um you do realise Meghan got dumped by Netflix - so that's karma!

Not a fan of all the horrible comments and rumours re Harry and Meghan but what I do like is all the Karma that has come to the offending ones . Lost jobs,thrown off TV, some ostracised lost income and the list goes on 😅

How to understand ADHD overwhelm in 35 seconds.

@byetwit The Venn diagram is a perfect circle.

#Context The ppl claiming that (married-in, ex-wife) non "working-royal" Princess Diana wouldn't have died if SHE hadn't refused police protection, are the same ppl saying that (blood) non "working royal". Prince Harry shouldn't get the protection he's entitled to AND needs

@WorkMemesDaily I have never had a good work-life balance, so I need the structure of a separate workplace. During Covid, I worked 14 hours a day, 7 days a week. I never want to do that again.

Do you agree with this?

Your colleagues are NOT your friends ‼️‼️‼️

@stettip @KordarroD_ @TybuddLewis818

@KordarroD_ @TybuddLewis818 Absolutely did not! This woman may want to be what you mentioned but never will be

I just met Meghan Markle

Somebody pointed out that those are Strawberry Shortcake pillowcases and my brain just short-circuited 😲 He's laying on a little girl's bed 😡

Most Americans don't give a toss about the monarchy (after all, we declared independence in 1776) but we all LOVED Princess Diana and were absolutely gutted by her murder, um, I mean passing.

mEgHaN mArKlE hAd "WhITe" On HeR cV. Sure, Jan. 😂 Meanwhile, Meghan:

@Mlu__N2 This is why our parents, who both worked full-time, taught each of us five kids to use the washer and dryer by the time we hit middle school so we could do our own damn laundry. 😂 They said f*ck them kids. 🤣

People underestimate how hard this is.

This Indian woman is totally Roasting the living hell out of Kash Patel and it’s amazing! 😂😂😂😂