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@Newtype1D
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me" • 27 • he/him
Buffalo, NY 加入时间 Mayıs 2019
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Unless specified, I typically consider everyone to be adult, sound of mind individuals.
MLennial 🇵🇸@ML_ennial
a really weird aspect to this discourse is some people saying “oh when it said EVERYONE on earth you meant EVERYONE?!”
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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Strixhaven. Just a glimpse into my dark reality
MTG Arena@MTG_Arena
Hexhaven is represented by twisted versions of the schools you know well. Lorehold becomes Fatehold, Quandrix becomes Theorix, etc. #MTGFracture
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Been laughing at this list thinking about someone who thinks linoone is forgettable but can remember "nickit" just fine
khazar@khazarAntlers
Every single pokemon I find "forgettable"
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MA: 36% Republican, 0 seats
CT: 42% Republican, 0 seats
ME: 46% Republican, 0 seats
NM: 46% Republican, 0 seats
NH: 48% Republican, 0 seats
RI: 42% Republican, 0 seats
VT: 32% Republican, 0 seats
HI: 37% Republican, 0 seats
DE: 42% Republican, 0 seats
Hello, Gerrymandering.
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Os fãs desse homem estão no mesmo nível de demência que os terraplanistas
🥷🏾@Andrey25_
Vitiligo, cabelo, maquiagem e ENVELHECIMENTO. Nada mudou mais o Michael que essas 4 coisas, mas insistem em dizer que ele fez centenas de cirurgias.
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@BILGERVTI @kirayhf Blame the jews for hurting people in america, but rest of the world is not circumcised
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that’s actually a really interesting nuanced point just kidding no it’s not go back to 2018 with this shit
laulukaskas@clockstiqqun
anti-cigarette sentiment is born out of two lies: that it is possible to live forever, and that it is desirable to do so. it is born also of one truth: that the worker must be kept productive against his will for the good of statesman and stockbroker
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Polyamory among young people makes a lot of sense when you consider that they have absurd rules like "liking another girl's posts is cheating on me".
naomi ♡⸝⸝@naoparfait
if ur not polyamorous how are you ok with ur partner watching porn they're looking at someone naked that isn't you 😭
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Sam Hyde warning other people about their heart health
Sam Hyde 🇺🇸@wigger
If you got the COVID Vaccine you are going to die. The vaccine causes heart attacks and you are going to die within the next three years if you got the vaccine. Have a nice day.
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if someone could take Kirk out by the neck, that'd be much appreciated. just make sure it's an injury he can recover from.
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Everyone presses blue = Everyone survives
Everyone presses red = Everyone survives
Most people press blue = Everyone survives
Most people press red = Red survives, but straight up all the blues get killed
Red is beneficial to only you, you don't even save anyone by choosing it
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@kailucas28 @Nakel386134 @DelayHex5555 @scotlandsawake You nor I are being replaced what are you talking about?
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@Nakel386134 @DelayHex5555 @scotlandsawake Look at the world, look at history. Not fake history. Are you a cuck? Do you welcome your replacement?
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>falling asleep to invincible
new slander dropped
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
A streamer caught a cop SLEEPING on the job while patrolling the White House.
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@hellspatisserie Rationalists are hurting your feelings because in the real world with consequences, Team Blue gets the maximum number of people killed.
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It’s very revealing how much Team Red here is malding even though, in this hypothetical, they lose absolutely nothing in the other side winning. It is not enough for them that they win, it’s that the other side - the imagined “masses” - lose
𝔏𝔲𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞@LumLotus
New concerning thing with blue people... I've been called a conspiracy theorist for noticing a discrepancy/ issue with polling. None of them are listening even when shown directly the evidence. ...
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Blue is only a death gamble because of the red button's clause. That being said most red button pressers are selfish, ignorant oafs
pbit@0xPBIT
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