SplodeyJesus

@TheyCallMeDSP Well you are a massive flag it after all.

How cute! LTG just sent me this DM on X after today's 1st stream. CLEARLY he doesn't understand it was an April Fools joke! And clearly he types just as badly as he talks, and he's such a coward he blocked me from being able to respond.

アメリカの皆さんに、是非このアイテムもみてほしい！ ピカティニーレールの上に乗せる、ステンレススチールのチャーム（お守り）だ その名もスポッターG！ ビキニ姿の観測手で、名前はグロリア だから、スポッターG 読む順番間違えないようにね… milidecoen.base.shop/items/140074236 #airsoft #gun

タイツと眼鏡のおねぇさんにお酒を与えた結果

@GovMikeHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Keep sucking that zog cock

Wow. Tucker Carlson just called-wants to come to Jerusalem to share Easter Sunday with me. Said he's been wrong about Israel, Jews, Iran, criticizing @realDonaldTrump & wants to publicly renounce stuff he's been saying and do it right in heart of Israel!

@SEGA Sega's logos Are Not THAT BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History…

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

@TheRagdoll94 @coszuki @azuazu_oc The good news is that there exist a frt trigger for it already. duality-arms.com/kriss-vector-r… Im 100% sure japan does not allow this tho.

@coszuki @azuazu_oc The vector was designed originally as a submachine gun yes, though most civilian owned ones and likely this one are semi automatic only so it would be classified as a Pistol Caliber Carbine or a Personal Defense Weapon. The larger seeming recoil is due to the Super V design

本当にそうなんですよ！ 自衛のために女子に銃の所持を許可することがありますよ！！ うちもこの前にベクターの所持許可が降りて練習を始めましたよ💪

@yamanakanobody I'd say its all thanks to 鳥山明 and a block of TV called Toonami in the late 90s that anime is mainstream in the USA now.

海外で1番流行った日本のアニメはナルトで良いんだよね！

@shinjukuacc Im here and im mad. Fuck the government.

課税は窃盗である。

@BarrettRifles Yeah but now I want it tho...

As we celebrate America’s 250th anniversary, we’re excited to announce the release of the Model 76. #barrettfirearms #TheLeaderInLongRange #AprilFoolsDay #Americas250th

@azuazu_oc This is the way. God bless.

>my face when americans call chips "french fries" >my face when americans call crisps "chips" >my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger" >my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie" >my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb" >my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

アメリカ人とイギリス人は、英語の発音でよくケンカをするのは本当ですか？ 私にはそんなやり取りが仲良くみえて、羨ましいです😂

@AssMan32167 Fuck you say bout me nigga?

@his4Everz The feds use anime profile pics

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

@Reiwa_Rei I love them because they are my fellow countrymen. I hate that fact they are so fucking stupid. It's a delicate balance

アメリカ人もネトウヨと同じようなMAGAに困ってるんだな😅

@zigzagzarf @tacowasa2nd

@NotSplodeyJesus @tacowasa2nd And freedom

最近ありがた迷惑なことにフォローもしてないアメリカ人のtweetが勝手に翻訳されて表示されるんだけど、その中で【MAGA】って赤い帽子被ってる人らがいて、みんなとてつもなく頭悪そうな人ばっかなんだよな。 あれなんなんだろ? 頭の悪い人につけるラベルかしら?

@sc1mc @his4Everz The husband or Kristi 🤣

@NotSplodeyJesus @his4Everz She's a bad judge of character. That's for sure.

@AngelaBelcamino No. Im gonna shame that cunt and her weirdo husband every chance I get.

Kristi Noem knew—so what? No one should be kink-shamed. It’s nobody’s business. Agree?

@dbongino Pedophile protector. Didn't have the spine to do the job. Now just a cuck for jews. SAD.

Tom Massie is a grifter and a fraud who turned down a series of briefings on sensitive matters in order to rage post about them on X. He can’t deny these simple facts, he can only try to distract you. Massie is now bragging about an army of bots and his “ratios.” He’s a buffoon. Massie is a stain on this country and an embarrassment to his constituents. Thanks, and have a good morning. @RepThomasMassie