Jack, the sanity slayer

@warsurv @outtatime200028

🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 🇮🇷 Iran warns of a historic move tonight The Iranian Army says a massive surprise is coming, one the world will remember for centuries.

@julesseven7 @SpillTheMemes @IfindRetards found one

let's settle this rn!

@SpillTheMemes Christian bale

@trumplicans2024 See the butt from the front

see any red flags...

@Oceanbreeze473 They’re called the widow makers

I would definitely hire a pro, but I’ve heard you can break your jaw messing with your garage door. Is this true?

@yugacohler Broooo been eating ramen for 2 years

You’re not ready for DeFi Summer 2.0

@ChitownMike312 @xevekiah

@xevekiah It’s called life Indian bro

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@dotkrueger Fuck SoFi. What a dipshit shill

Sofi is the first bank to truly offer Bitcoin integration. I tested it. Created an account in 3 minutes. With a few more clicks created a “crypto account”. Transferred in 200 bucks worth of Bitcoin. Experience was painless. This is the future for all banks.

@saniyafatma1278 7 inches is huge. I would love to have 7 inches

@lynk0x Everyone talks about it. Did you happen to notice the crypto bill troubles?? Retard

Your bank pays you 0.5% interest on your savings. Then they turn around and lend YOUR money out at 7-8% on mortgages. They're making 15x what they pay you. Using YOUR cash. And somehow YOU should be grateful for the account. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SCAM NOBODY TALKS ABOUT.

@DrCmdrDan @Arcfunmi 🎯

@Arcfunmi No way a dry slab that thick will get water down through it without over flooding it and the water will carry the concrete powder with it leaving an aggregate surface with no strength.

Why Pour Concrete Without Mixing First?

@sunnydecree Shut up ho

Quick reminder: there are still people buying ETH. Seriously, how stupid can someone be? Ethereum has been making promises for 13 years and none of them have been kept. In the real world, nobody is using Ethereum. Nobody. And yet people keep buying it. $250 billion market cap. The same as Nestlé or Intel...

@slimsonnn I’ve never had a higher score than when I was in the highest debt

Paid off all my debt recently (3-4 accounts) and my credit score went DOWN 70pts. Now i’m back to the score it was when i started this journey over a decade ago. WTF!

@lcx @Joshuwa $NEMESIS

What’s one underrated crypto project more people should know about? 👀 Let’s discover hidden gems 👇

@Mxnny_D1 @molusol

@Ohfuggit @molusol Stops being defi the moment its stolen

Drift gets exploited. Hacker is sitting on stolen USDC. Circle could freeze it. But they’re not required to. Under the GENIUS Act with finalized rules, they would be. The difference between “we HOPE they help” and “they HAVE to help.”

@BoujeeFinances @jstone9 What a douche

@jstone9 We are also April fools focused

Decided to sell everything here. Oil is going to $200 We will see a massive crash. I am also putting the house I bought 6 months ago up for sale so I can dodge the massive housing crash that will follow. We are heading to a depression

@BoujeeFinances Hope you’re not a real cpa

@SuhailKakar @cooper_kunz Shut up ho

are you serious? if a protocol at that scale can have a 2/5 multisig with zero timelock and nobody catches it, that's not just a drift problem - it's an industry problem. the standards are still way too low across the board. i like defi too but let's not pretend this is an isolated case

defi is fucked lol drift just got drained for $200M+ and here's how: - attacker minted 750M fake tokens - made a raydium pool with $500 liquidity, priced at ~$1/token - compromised admin key listed the fake token on drift - disabled all withdrawal guards in one tx - deposited $785M of fake "collateral" and drained every vault in 31 txs over 12 minutes - nobody noticed for an hour - attacker came back 2hrs later to grab a few more million the multisig was 2/5 with a 0-second timelock. $200M+ protected by two signatures and zero delay. and people wonder why nobody takes this industry seriously