Matthew Knott

This massive failure of Western Foreign Policy is mostly down to the criminal Donald Trump. bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…

Harry’s claim that he killed 25 Taliban is a nightmare — an absolute nightmare — for his security teams. How stupid can you be?

@NewbieSlt Behaviour policy? TWAT expections = ? I'm reducing my expectations big time so I'm not blamed for invoking this policy and getting a pay cut again.

Hi all, Our new Assistant Head in Charge of Behaviour Policy has asked that you stop sending children to him if they are misbehaving or not following our high expectations. He is only in charge of the behaviour policy, not the practical side. Thanks x

@NewbieSlt I'm surprised at TWAT. As I thought you were in the business game of League Tables, that teacher would have been perfect. I suspect the real reason is 9Z (and parents) don't want a posh, strict teacher with integrity anywhere near the place!

Hi all, We will shortly be advertising for another Head of Geography. We thought we had finally found someone last week, her track record is legendary but it turns out that all of her worksheets had been pre-coloured in. Thanks x

@NewbieSlt During my PhD in 11-18 teaching I attended various courses on Discovery Learning, CASE (CES KCL) & Piaget theoretical crap et al. The conclusion was the best technique in teaching at this stage,in such a school with SLT as TWAT, is the renowned "Tell them The Answers" method.

@RishiSunak NHS: When the British Military were losing WW2, more and more academics were brought into the hierarchical chain of command. They changed losing to winning. It's now called Operational Research. The same needs to occur now from within GOV.UK.

@AnasHaqqani313 You are right, and I'm sorry on behalf of Britain that Prince Harry said this. I am sorry for the occupation, but I accept there was a need for The West to respond to 9-11, but perhaps Western Foreign policy could engage with senior Taliban leaders in the future.

1/3- Mr. Harry! The ones you killed were not chess pieces, they were humans; they had families who were waiting for their return. Among the killers of Afghans, not many have your decency to reveal their conscience and confess to their war crimes.

For the next day and a bit Harry would be safer in Ukraine: news.sky.com/story/ukraine-…

@afneil Perhaps if the UK Armed Forces told the truth a little more, The Taliban wouldn't have won.

@NewbieSlt Do I get time to have a coffee outside my science lab? If necessary I'd leave 9Z 'lining up' in the corridor outside. Or perhaps SLT could supervise for the first 10 minutes?

Hi all, Tutors, please remember to complete the following during the 10 minutes you have with your class today: register and lunches, check uniform and shoes, check make up and hairstyles, check equipment, show PowerPoint, read The Academy Prayer, give out timetables. Thanks x

We can only despair. This is unacceptable given current issues. Let's hope HMGOV procure an online course rather than one where students are lectured to by poorly paid adults. news.sky.com/story/all-pupi…

@NevilleSouthall @Johnrashton47 Best to emigrate.

@NewbieSlt Clever of 9Z not to take up your offer of testing the ice. What on earth were your motives for encouraging them? Their parents dominate the Governing Body!

Hi all, Now that the local river has almost thawed, the PE department is going to restart its Canoeing, Rowing, and Punting Club. Sign up on the staff room notice board. The first 10 members get a TWAT CRAP Club hoodie. Thanks x

@NewbieSlt It's called 'Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle' TWATUSHCWAP for short.

@TimesRadio So electric cars are the solution? Idiots. Base Load - look it up. Electricity 60% Gas (CCGT) UK.  Up to 20% nuclear (but declining).  That's where electricity comes from.  Nuclear is no CO2.  Wind irrelevant.  Burning wood chipsl is criminal. Matthew Knott

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Dear parents, We feel that the posters for The Academy Robotics Club may have been a little misleading and we are aware of your concerns. “Join Robotics Club and make new friends” meant other students, not creating new friends. Please don’t worry. Thanks x

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@AmandaWilson910 @NewbieSlt I've found it! Where SLT originate!!!!!!!! Classroom teachers, 'Pilgrims in an unholy land'. youtu.be/WJgaWWXMONU

In a world where education books abound, @NewbieSlt books are a breath of fresh air. I haven't read either of them, but those who have written the reviews seem to love them!

Hi all, Our new Assistant Vice Assistant to the Assistant Vice Principal’s Assistant Head of Unnecessary Paperwork has created a new format for Schemes of Learning and Lesson Plans. They are to be completed in triplicate from next week. They’ll be available on the VLE. Thanks x

@NewbieSlt My New Year's resolution is to expose you as NAZI's. Since I'm freezing living on the streets with a PhD in education and excellent residuals, if I don't survive until my new job at a public school in April I couldn't give a fuck. youtu.be/WJgaWWXMONU