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𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏
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𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏
@ParsonPeeves
Observations, opinions, sarcasm, & poor attempts at humor. Entertaining, inspirational, sometimes just plain weird. Double doctorate: UTwit & Northworst Sem.
加入时间 Kasım 2013
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How did we ever make it through all those of school without carrying a water bottle every waking moment?
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@ministrymisfit The reason I say Nebuchadnezzar, is that he was used as an instrument of judgment/discipline on a compromising and backslidden people.
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@ParsonPeeves I’ve always pointed out that he’s neither of them. Because if both of them were called by name. This guy’s always been more of an Antiochus if we had to choose Daniel characters. He has always been insane and prideful. There was never any signs of anything but destruction.
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Anyone still want to claim that he doesn’t think to highly of himself? That he is a “Cyrus, defending the faith”? That he is not an antichrist?
You don’t even need to apologize to me. Just admit he is what he is.
Bryan Hudson@BryanHudson
After criticizing the Roman Catholic Church Pope, DJT posted this image of himself in the role of Jesus Christ. This is blasphemy at best and insanity at worse. This is who 81% of White evangelicals supported/enabled in three elections. He mocks them.
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Create a problem.
Fix the problem you created.
Declare victory.
(Me doing plumbing.)
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Is anyone else troubled by Trump's threat to wipe out a "whole civilization?"
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@AwsumPreacher @3YearLetterman @JohnHolder64994 @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Hahahah! Per liter, not per gallon.
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@3YearLetterman @JohnHolder64994 @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam It’s now over $1.80, but a small price to pay for President Trump’s Special Military Operation!
Praise be to Allah
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This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit
I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT!
There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this
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@Bella_91m7u It would be illegal to vote for someone for the office of President who wasn't born here. So, NO!
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@AwsumPreacher It does have a certain ring to it.
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@ParsonPeeves Testing out his new name.
Glory be to God President Donald J Trump.
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Easter
The blessed holiday when Christians all around the world invoke the REIGN OF HELL to the GLORY OF GOD
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And that’s why women have one more rib than men!
Ken Ham@aigkenham
I just take the simple view—God took dust and made a man, and then he made a woman from one of the man’s ribs.
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I voted for Trump 3 times. At this point everything Trump says is a lie.
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Remember, a few years ago, when people wouldn't vote for a guy simply because he was Mormon. Good times.
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@ImBreckWorsham @ThomasDierson What about all the people who warned you he was a serial killer before you married him?
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As a woman, the only way I can summarize how I feel about voting for Trump this second term is getting married to the man of my dreams and finding out I married a serial killer on my honeymoon.
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@AZ_Brittney @ThomasDierson It would sure prove if he is truly "America First."
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@ThomasDierson Which way do most of these lean politically?
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I have decided that I am going to be AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKING all Flat Earthers and Moon Landing Deniers without engaging.
You cannot reason with these people. I've tried. Evidence doesn't matter to them. Logic doesn't work on them.
Life is too short.
Not my job.
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